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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 79 points 9 months ago

What comes out of a coal power plant is unburnt coal, which will contain some amount of carbon 14 which is slightly radioactive.

What comes out of a nuclear power station is water vapor. Which is not even slightly radioactive.

Therefore coal power stations output more nuclear material than nuclear power stations, which output none. We live in a world of idiots.

[-] smegforbrains@lemmy.ml 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I think we should include nuclear waste in the output calculation of nuclear power plants. Just the high level waste from nuclear power plants is hundreds of thousands times more radioactive and toxic than coal plant output.

But your are right, we should move away from both of these: coal and nuclear power. And this is actually exactly what the German people want and what the government has decided. Ending coal burning is scheduled for 2038 and complete switch to renewable energy production is scheduled for 2045. This is called the Energiewende (Energy Transition) and here is the government's page on this topic: https://www.bundesregierung.de/breg-de/schwerpunkte/klimaschutz/faq-energiewende-2067498

Google translate: https://www-bundesregierung-de.translate.goog/breg-de/schwerpunkte/klimaschutz/faq-energiewende-2067498?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en-US&_x_tr_pto=wapp

Germans agree with this policy and we even want it faster: https://www.fr.de/wirtschaft/78-prozent-der-deutschen-wollen-eine-schnellere-energiewende-zr-92219363.html

Google translate: https://www-fr-de.translate.goog/wirtschaft/78-prozent-der-deutschen-wollen-eine-schnellere-energiewende-zr-92219363.html?_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en-US&_x_tr_pto=wapp

[-] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 months ago

Fission is still much less impactful in terms of environmental damage and hazard in the transitionary period.

[-] smegforbrains@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I think this is only true if you have an adequate storage facility, since IMHO the hazards of storing high level nuclear waste for years on end on the surface level in sixteen different intermediate storage facilities all over Germany are greater for the people, animals, plants...the whole biosphere.

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[-] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

2038? My country stopped burning coal in 2020. This is a piss take by nuclear haters.

[-] smegforbrains@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

What's your argument here? That this could have happened in Germany also? It's true, but it didn't happen here, so we have to deal with the situation at hand.

[-] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Yes that's exactly my point. You've been burning coal and will keep burning coal for over a decade because you turned off the nuclear. You should have kept them.

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[-] PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml 6 points 9 months ago

But burning natural gas is still a-ok under this plan.

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[-] MisterD@lemmy.ca 44 points 9 months ago

Meanwhile fly ash from coal is MORE radioactive than being near a nuclear plant.

[-] Skedule@lemmy.ml 27 points 9 months ago

All the comments about the nuclear reactor disasters remind me of a Vsauce video called Risk. . Michael talks about a hypothetical world where "one cigarette pack out of every eighteen thousand seven hundred and fifty contains a single cigarette laced with dynamite that, when lit, violently explodes, blowing the user's head off. People would be loudly and messily losing their heads every day all over the world but in that imaginary universe the same number of people would die every day because of smoking that already do". Nuclear disasters are messy, but affect less people than coal plants operating normally.

[-] Bloodh0undJohnson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 months ago

Yeah, but the only choice isn't between smoking cigarettes and smoking dynamite sticks. Coal being bad doesn't make nuclear good. Meltdowns aren't the only bad things that nuclear reactors can cause. Where I live, people are losing their heads talking about how we need more nuclear power so we can get bigger electric cars to replace bicycles and public transport (not to replace cars with internal combustion engines, of course, because how else would people get on board with building infrastructure for giant electric sports cars than to let pre-existing rustbuckets roam free and keep gas stations in operation).

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[-] HeckGazer@programming.dev 27 points 9 months ago
[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 27 points 9 months ago

I understand that it's supposed to be a shitty comic and not a balanced, reasonable take, but if you'd like to hear a German perspective anyways:

I'm not aware of any official representative lobbying other countries to end nuclear, except of course in nations that build their totally safe reactors near our border. I'm also not aware of us being awarded or recognized for our stance. Individual Germans, like me, will of course have been fed different propaganda than you and will argue accordingly.

No one here likes the coal generators. And with how much cheaper solar is these days, they're definitely on the way out. But we don't have a dictatorship anymore, luckily, so even obviously good paths will face pushback, like from entire regions whose jobs are in the coal industry.
We've just been able to get a consensus on abolishing nuclear much more quickly for multiple reasons:

  • Chernobyl directly affected us, including the people running our country. Russia also attacked nuclear reactors in the Ukraine, which certainly reminded people of Chernobyl.
  • At the start of the Ukraine war, it was unclear whether Russia might also launch attacks on us, including our nuclear reactors.
  • Russia also cut off our natural gas supply. We have practically no own Uranium deposits either, so reducing dependence on foreign nations was definitely in our interest, too.
[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 14 points 9 months ago

At the start of the Ukraine war, it was unclear whether Russia might also launch attacks on us, including our nuclear reactors.

Russia hasn't attacked any nuclear reactors in Ukraine for obvious reasons. The notions that Russia would attack nuclear reactors in Germany is pure absurdity that no sane person could believe.

Russia also cut off our natural gas supply. We have practically no own Uranium deposits either, so reducing dependence on foreign nations was definitely in our interest, too.

That's a straight up lie. Russia never cut off gas supply to Germany, and in fact has repeatedly stated that one of Nord Stream pipelines is operational. German government is choosing to buy Russian LNG through third parties instead of buying pipeline gas directly.

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

Well, I don't know what to tell you. These things have been broadly reported here in Germany. Whom of us was mislead, doesn't matter for explaining why us Germans have a different stance on things.

Here's two random articles, but I can send a whole list of links, if your search engine isn't turning up anything:

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

Ah yes, "Ukrainian officials say", very credible source. Weird how IEA never found any evidence of Russia shelling ZNPP though. And yeah, once you stop paying for a product the delivery stops. That's how business works.

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[-] PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago

What does Chernobyl have to do with Germany deciding to appease a few billionaires and burn more coal?

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

I'm not aware of those billionaires caring whether they get paid to burn coal or paid to build solar farms.

[-] Draedron@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 9 months ago

Nuclear plants are uneconomical and produce nuclear trash we dont have the storage for. It was the best decision we could do shutting them down. Lemmy and reddit are so far into nuclear power propaganda they dont even see the actual mistake we made. It was not to shut down nuclear. It was stopping investing in our very successful solar tech.

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[-] smegforbrains@lemmy.ml 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

We can not use nuclear energy as long as we do not know what to do with the waste. IMHO it's as easy as that.

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 19 points 9 months ago

We've known what to do with the waste for a long time now. Also, when you use fossil fuels you're just directly polluting the environment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDUvCLAp0uU

[-] smegforbrains@lemmy.ml 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

There is no current facility for storing nuclear waste in a safe manner in Germany. Most of the high level waste is stored on the surface near the waste production sites. Let's take a look at the dangers of plutonium-239: If inhaled a minute dose will be enough to increase the cancer risk to 100%. If ingested a minute dose is almost as dangerous because of it's heavy metal toxicity. It's half life is about 24k years. "It has been estimated that a pound (454 grams) of plutonium inhaled as plutonium oxide dust could give cancer to two million people." (1) So IMHO it's very irresponsible to create more nuclear waste, as long as we as a society have no way to get rid of it in a safe manner. 100% renewable is achievable and I think we should concentrate on this path since it will be safer and also cheaper in the long run. (2)(3)

Sources:

1: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plutonium-239

2: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/100%25_renewable_energy

3: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cost_of_electricity_by_source

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[-] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 16 points 9 months ago

You can put nuclear waste in a box and decide what to do with it later. CO² is less helpful that way.

[-] Danitos@reddthat.com 7 points 9 months ago

This is an interesting documentary about the topic: Into eternity. The documentary has a depressing and ephemeral feeling, but I find it extremely amusing that we are taking steps to protect people that will live thousands of years from now.

Taking decisions like "nuclear or not nuclear", "how to dispose the waste", etc. is hard, but doing so ignoring the people that invest their whole life studying the topics is just dumb.

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[-] SuddenlyMelissa 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

We currently do not know what to do with the waste from coal and other fossil fuel plants either though. At least nuclear waste is local and manageable. Dumping all the fossil fuel waste into the atmosphere is not working well, and is almost impossible to clean up.

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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 9 months ago

Putting it in the ground is a viable solution. And it doesn't damage the environment for it to be in there and it's not like it's going to escape.

At some point in time will develop the technology to do something else with it but for now putting it in big concrete containers underground is a viable solution.

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[-] itslilith 15 points 9 months ago

Meanwhile Germany has more than twice the renewables than the US (and still more than their renewables and nuclear combined), and is set to quit coal entirely by 2038. Still too slow, but how about instead of shilling the dangerous¹ technology that is nuclear, you start pointing fingers at those doing next to nothing to change for the better?

¹ not necessarily during regular operations to regular people. But since Germany doesn't have uranium it would introduce foreign dependencies, nuclear power plants are high value targets both for terrorism and state warfare, as seen in Ukraine. There is no safe way to store nuclear waste long-term. Mining of uranium is furthermore massively harmful to workers and the environment.

[-] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 9 months ago

Everything we do is harmful. Using more coal is even worse. The very dirty coal that Germany is using worse worse. Depending on the method of mining coal, it is massively harmful to the workers. I don't think the method Germany is using is as bad as say the method the Appalachian miners used.

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[-] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 8 points 9 months ago

The UK hit zero coal in 2020 without even trying. 2038 is actually a piss take. If you used nuclear like France and China you would be able to do it much sooner lol.

[-] itslilith 5 points 9 months ago

Oh, it's bullshit, don't get me wrong. But nuclear is not changing that, the UK has less than 10% as well.

Besides, nuclear power station take a minimum of 20 years to construct, so even if we reversed course, we wouldn't have them running until the 40s. Contrast that with less than 5 for most renewables. Nuclear is also really expensive, so we could instead invest the money into a better and more flexible grid.

Nuclear is not the answer to climate change. Let existing plants run until coal is gone, then shut them off in favor of renewables.

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[-] Gloomy@mander.xyz 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yes, let's reverse that and and make ourself dependent from Russia again...

Also, coal production has been doing nothing than falling since we made the switch. Renewables have been the major energy source 2023, for the first time, and are only prosepected to grow, while Germany is transitioning away from coal. One of the main reasons for the increase in coal in 2022 were the outages of frech nuclear plants...

After coal-fired power plants in Germany ramped up their production in 2022 due to outages of French nuclear power plants and distortions in the electricity market caused by the war in Ukraine, their share in electricity production fell significantly in 2023. Due to the drop in exports of coal-fired power and this years favorable wind conditions, electricity generation from coal-fired power plants in November 2023 was 27% below the generation in November 2022.

https://www.ise.fraunhofer.de/en/press-media/press-releases/2024/public-electricity-generation-2023-renewable-energies-cover-the-majority-of-german-electricity-consumption-for-the-first-time.html

You can look at the graphs here to see how coal is already back to where it was pre-shutdown.

And as can be seen here, Germany has been able to cover their baseload only with renewables more and more. This is expected to increase, as renewables are growing and battery technology advances.

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 months ago

Germany is still entirely dependent on Russian LNG, so not sure what you're talking about there. Also, seems like you conveniently forgot that Germany imports electricity from France where most electricity production is done using nuclear power

https://www.ceicdata.com/en/germany/electricity-imports-and-exports/electricity-imports-france

[-] Gloomy@mander.xyz 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Germany imported Electric from France during summer 2023, due to lower energy costs in neighboring countrys and high Co2 certificate prices.

In total, Germany has been a net Exporter for Energy in 2023.

https://www.ceicdata.com/en/germany/electricity-imports-and-exports/electricity-balance-france

And while Germany has been an importer from France in general, this switched in 2022 when France nuclear reactors had to be shut down due to a record warm summer, showing how nuclear is not fit to withhold the stresses of the climate crisis upon us.

https://www.ceicdata.com/en/germany/electricity-imports-and-exports/electricity-balance-france

As too your other statement I'd like to ask for a source. I found nothing pointing towards this.

https://www.statista.com/statistics/1332783/german-gas-imports-from-russia/

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[-] GolfNovemberUniform@lemmy.ml 10 points 9 months ago

I understand and support the idea. Even though nuclear power can significantly reduce carbon emissions, it might put lives of millions at risk

[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago

It might out millions of lives at risk (extremely low risk) whereas we know that CO2 from burning coal is putting billions of lives at risk.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 5 points 9 months ago

People are really bad at calculating risk. Everyone will die from climate change. Some people might die from a radioactive leak.

Climate change is this nebulous thing that feels impersonal and a lot of people kind of don't even really believe in so they think it's an acceptable compromise.

[-] Napain@lemmy.ml 7 points 9 months ago

"we should use nuclear because coal is bad" flawless logic

[-] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 9 months ago

It's making fun of Germany shutting down nuclear plants and then making up the difference with coal and other worse polluting options

Setting aside the usual discourse around STARTING to use a nuke plant: shutting one down to be replaced with coal or similar is objectively the bad environmental move

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[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

Yes, because nuclear is significantly cleaner, safer, and provides more power than any alternative.

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