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[-] PizzaFacia@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

“Sorry, boss. I am immersed in nature. I cannot take on any more projects.”

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 22 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Argonian male

Greetings, egg-sibling

[-] Yokozuna@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

I'm sending this to my old wetlands ecology professor and I'm almost certain she's going to print this out and hang it in her office.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

"Drain the nature immersion" doesn't quite feel the same.

[-] drre@feddit.de 14 points 2 years ago

there is a phrase in scientific publishing where people plagiarize a paper but run it through a thesaurus to change certain words to make it less obvious. thing is, randomly picking things up from a thesaurus leads to what is called tortured phrases.

  • counterfeit consciousness
  • torment executioners

solution

  • AI
  • pain killers

retraction watch has more

[-] midget247@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Torment executioners is a better name and I am using it forevermore

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Torment Executioner is a great black metal band name.

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 12 points 2 years ago

I am definitely going to use "let's not disturb the marshland".

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

I'm fully submersed in that swampussy.

[-] Makka@lemmy.one 9 points 2 years ago

This must be some sort of wetlander-humor

[-] fnafdesktopfan111 7 points 2 years ago

based and marsh pilled

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[-] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Like that episode where Joey gets a thesaurus.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Instead of: I dispose of bodies by feeding them the gators in my swamp

Say: I recycle and enrich nature

[-] rhebucks-zh@incremental.social 1 points 2 years ago

Did Rogasen residents make this meme? Because the foundations of that town are muddy af.

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