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[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 62 points 1 year ago

Really? Me? With boobs and all?

[-] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Yes, but there’s no promise they’ll be any better than the boobs you already have.

[-] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 year ago
[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

It's ok man, your boobs are still great

[-] variants@possumpat.io 3 points 1 year ago

But are they better than the cats boobs

[-] mariah@feddit.rocks 5 points 1 year ago

How can they not be better than no boobs

[-] AtmaJnana@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

It would be worse to have boobs that are trying to kill you with boob cancer.

[-] mariah@feddit.rocks 2 points 1 year ago

At least i die with boobs

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

The boobies add weight for an effective workout.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

You could have them if you try

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

This skin suit ain't gonna sew itself

[-] Transtronaut 7 points 1 year ago

New gender goals just dropped.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

And shitting on the floor!

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

I'm actually in bed and farting, thank you very much. One part of me is getting a work out at least.

[-] THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch 13 points 1 year ago
[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago
[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

What powers this fart art? Shrooms, KFC or good ol taco bell.

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Well in truth, it has to do with four elements. You see, inside of each person exists the ability to master one of these elements or 'bend' them if you will...

[-] tubaruco@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

AWWWW YEAH NOW I KNOW WHY I CAN PEE FROM MY BUTT

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

I've mastered all four, I am the assatar.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago

Just don’t shit the bed ok?

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago
[-] THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch 7 points 1 year ago

But he is your adopted one who loved ypu like his own (insert sad backstory )

[-] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

That may be true, but I love you as if I were.

But….please stop wiping your ass with the bed sheets.

[-] archomrade@midwest.social 20 points 1 year ago

Instructions unclear, shit smeared on wall

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If I exercise, I won't be able to rest my phone on my gut.

[-] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Don– Don't sit on the toilet rim... That's just... nasty. :{

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I shit in a bowl. not on the wall!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago

Either way, I'm gonna be shitting.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You ain't have to call me out like that

[-] lefaucet@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago

Feels good to be seen.

this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2024
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