$2000 a month, utilities aren't included

That is how cats are made.

What would you need a blanket for when you've got a fort?

I think someone accidentally loaded cat software into the kid

Clever kid. Has problem, finds solution.

I relate to the kid. I once slept under the couch cushions because it was more comfortable to be kinda warm than to be cold sleeping on top. Buddy was the first to pass out and it was like 2 am and I didn't know where an extra blanket was.

Thinking outside the box.

Incredible, how did he afford that house!?