There is only one demand, and it is a simple one.
At 4pm this afternoon, President Emmanuel Macron must appear on live French television, on all networks, terrestrial and satellite, and ... No!
On all networks, terrestrial and satellite, and have full, unsimulated sexual intercourse with a pig! I don't understand!?
Ah. I remember that. Good show.
Wait I remember this show but forgot the name! What was it? Black Mirror?
Black Mirror 1x01: The National Anthem.
That's how they fucked everyone's mind on episode one, I think it really was what put the show on the map, you'd start this new series you haven't heard of before and boom, pig fucking.
Great reddit humor.
Well it wasn't a toe, so it likely wasn't a German nihilist.
Nihilists? Fuck me...
Say what you will about the tenents of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
No need to be a german nihilist. Anyone could get a toe. There are ways... You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.
I will cut off your Johnson!
You know who it was? A bunch of fucking amateurs. They send him a finger and he's supposed to shit himself with fear. These fucking amateurs...
Dude.
Wait, was the person who sent the finger the original owner of the finger, or someone else? The article isn't clear.
(…) cops have yet to ID a suspect.
combined with
Tests later concluded that the digit belonged to a “living human being” who authorities contacted and was “given full medical support,” the source said.
seems to mean that the sender of the finger, and the person to whom the finger belonged to are 2 separate people.
(…) cops have yet to ID a suspect.
Surely the could do it digitally?
digitally
I see what you did there...
That's fucking weird.
Was the finger giving willingly?
Unless the victim was Peter Pettigrew, I highly doubt
And did the original owner consent to their finger being used in such a way?
C’est fucked up
Fuckin’ n’est-ce pas?
C’est carrément une situation merdique, peu importe comment on voit ça. Ça fait très Moyen Âge, non ?
Le doigt a été coupé par une mini-guilottine, a la francaise
Dude, I can get you a toe.
With nail polish?
I thought the French knew that they're supposed to cut parts off of the ruler (beheading) like back in the day, not send them severed body parts smh
What I've decided to do is this. I have a set of shears at home. And each time you bother me from this day on, I'll take those shears and I'll take one of me fingers off with them. And I'll give that finger to ya. A finger from me left hand. Me fiddle hand. And each day you bother me more, another I'll take off and I'll give ya until you see sense enough to stop. Or until I have no fingers left. Does this make things clearer to ya?
Such a joyful movie
Was it the middle finger?
That's actually a good joke, lol.
doigts pour les droits
I believe in freedom of speech, but HOLY FUCK THIS AIN'T THAT ANYMORE. This is madness
Now this is news.
No it's not. Dude cut his own finger and mailed it. Wackos do wacky things
Protests are one thing, but this is a bit much. What does it achieve?
Idk non English speaker misunderstood "giving the finger"?
based
Someone’s done being Emmanuel’s friend.
Not quite the same effect as that “WHUMP” against the door
remember what happened after Rogozhin sent shrapnel from his ass to Macron? i'd be very, very careful
What happened?
so there's that former roskosmos boss turned full career politican, dmitri rogozhin. he had a bday party in occupied donetsk city, well in range of ukrainian artillery, that he claimed later to be official meeting, and someone tipped ZSU. few moments later dmitri was badly wounded with pieces of western-standard steel in various places where it shouldn't be; later he got it pulled out and sent it to macron as a some kind of bizarre "threat". fast forward one week or so and france announced weapons package to ukraine
Thanks for the succinct summary. Man that guy sounds like a moron. I guess he is in the Russian military, though...
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