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End thy own life
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That looks like a risky picture to take. Yikes.
Indeed this very much will send you to the afterlife bar and grill
Connected to God’s WiFi, if you will.
that's way scarier wtf. at least there weren't health / background / etc checks to get a bow and arrow
You know it's very easy to get a bow and arrow right? Even if you're a felon with mental health problems.
Live your dreams.
There is no restriction of any kind against owning a cannon, contrary to what the president has suggested.
That is not true. If it's pre 1898 it's antique, beyond that it is classified as a destructive device and has a whole bunch of red tape. Anytime you see words $200 tax stamp it isn't easy to get.
And even a pre 1898 cannon is going to cost you $8k+ for a rusted out POS that will explode if you try to actually fire it.
Wait, what counts as cannon? Would it be illegal to conceal carry an unregistered 20mm auto cannon?
Pretty much anything muzzle loaded. Even a single shot muzzle loaded rifle is “not a firearm”
You can buy a bow on Amazon with no ID. It's generally considered sports equipment
NSFW maybe? I almost reported this but I thought instead I’d just share that I REALLY don’t like this. Even though it’s supposed to be funny, my mind immediately goes to the hypothetical next picture of that guy dead with an arrow sticking out of his throat. Like that fucking video of a girl and her male friend singing in the bathroom with a gun… fuck I will never unsee that terrible thing. I can’t be the only one?
"And I don't, have a gun... and I don't have a gun..." _ Kurt
Accckkchtually.... They would fall on their own swords. Which also sounds terrifying
How hard to you have to fall on a sword for it to pierce your skull?
Not terribly. But in real life they placed the sword tip between their ribs to pierce their heart.
Back then it took some skills! And they had to get arrows from up the mountain! Uphill both ways in the snow!
Fuck man, all you had to do back then was stay outside a little longer than normal.
*thine
Looks way more dramatic
Swords are more efficient /j
"God-bless-ye cruel firmament "
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