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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 99 points 9 months ago
  1. I am not made out of silly putty.
  2. I am not female.
  3. I cannot code.
  4. I am 120% less flexible than her.
  5. I lack a port hole through which to see the screen.
  6. I don't want to.
[-] Treczoks@kbin.social 21 points 9 months ago

Apart from 3., I'm in full agreement.

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[-] onlinepersona@programming.dev 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I am not female.

You're assuming their gender. Maybe they're staring at dick all day 😉

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[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

I wasn’t going to use it, but I feel like I have to now. 🤓

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[-] ques0@lemmy.world 80 points 9 months ago
[-] rozlav 59 points 9 months ago

Back-end developper ?

[-] dipshit@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago
[-] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 57 points 9 months ago

... full development stack?

[-] maniel@lemmy.ml 42 points 9 months ago

I'd say visibility is kinda poor

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 9 months ago

Slap an Apple Vision Pro on ya face

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[-] Dasnap@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago

Risk of the buttplug falling on my face.

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 24 points 9 months ago

Use some duct tape

[-] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 30 points 9 months ago

If I was to ever get myself into that position it's going to take 3 doctors and a voodoo priest to get me out of it.

[-] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

Too close to my own dick, gonna try to suck it and get distracted.

[-] spez@sh.itjust.works 26 points 9 months ago

An annoying lack of x-ray vision.

[-] peto@lemm.ee 23 points 9 months ago

That wrist angle looks uncomfortable as all hell.

[-] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 months ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

[-] sj_zero@lotide.fbxl.net 19 points 9 months ago

About 200 pounds.

[-] amio@kbin.social 19 points 9 months ago

Being generally as flexible as a dry straw, not owning the cool open-toe tights, missing the ability to see through my own abdomen, and I don't use Apple products.

[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago

I think it's the fact that I can't see the errors on my vagina.

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago

Sounds like a skill issue to me

[-] optissima@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Someone chose the wrong bottom surgery smh

[-] sheepishly@kbin.social 15 points 9 months ago

mfer goin for the self-suc

[-] MrFunnyMoustache@lemmy.ml 15 points 9 months ago

So this is the new Lenovo Yoga line... Nice.

[-] mumblerfish@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

What would enable me to work like that, is my question.

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[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

A lifetime of sitting still mostly

[-] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 15 points 9 months ago

I prefer to type on an ergonomic keyboard thank you very much.

[-] Hupf@feddit.de 10 points 9 months ago

How to post to c/unixsocks

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 10 points 9 months ago
[-] marswarrior@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago
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[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 10 points 9 months ago

My hamstrings

[-] muxelplexer@programming.dev 10 points 9 months ago

that would probably be a more healthy position to sit in then what i'm used to lol

[-] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 9 points 9 months ago

It's just the natural evolution of slouching

[-] alexdeathway@programming.dev 9 points 9 months ago

probably not having enough money to replace the laptop.

[-] andioop@programming.dev 9 points 9 months ago
  1. I can easily bend in half and reach past my toes, but this is another ask entirely.
  2. Even if I could do this, I don't have eyes in my back or a computer screen in my knees.
[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago
[-] rimjob_rainer@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 9 months ago

My inflexibility

[-] Blackout@kbin.social 8 points 9 months ago

Lack of a yoga mat or you wouldn't be able to stop me 😉

[-] GarlicToast@programming.dev 7 points 9 months ago

I don't own a yoga mat

[-] evatronic@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

Even as a big fat homo, and presuming I could get into that position, I don't want to stare at my own dick all day.

[-] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I could probably get into a similar position, but I'm not that good at touch typing so 🤷‍♂️

[-] Michal@programming.dev 6 points 9 months ago

I like to see the screen whole coding

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

c/fullshrimp

[-] Nyanix@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

I can talk out my ass, but can't see through my ass. Common misconception.

[-] Zitronensaft@feddit.de 5 points 9 months ago

What makes you think this isn’t how I code? Offices love me, this is way cheaper than a bunch of ergonomic equipment.

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