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What's stopping you from coding like this ? (lemmy.world)
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[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 99 points 9 months ago
  1. I am not made out of silly putty.
  2. I am not female.
  3. I cannot code.
  4. I am 120% less flexible than her.
  5. I lack a port hole through which to see the screen.
  6. I don't want to.
[-] Treczoks@kbin.social 21 points 9 months ago

Apart from 3., I'm in full agreement.

[-] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

With the delay from transatlantic connections, I could ignore 5

[-] onlinepersona@programming.dev 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I am not female.

You're assuming their gender. Maybe they're staring at dick all day 😉

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[-] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

I wasn’t going to use it, but I feel like I have to now. 🤓

[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago
  1. My back
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