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‘Disturbed’ show postponed after singer comes down with a sickness (who13.com)

submitted 9 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 131 points 9 months ago

Somewhere out there, a writer is feeling smug as fuck over that headline.

[-] Birdie@thelemmy.club 43 points 9 months ago

As he should. It's pure gold.

[-] burgermeister@lemm.ee 64 points 9 months ago

That crazy son of a bitch, he did it.

[-] eth0p@iusearchlinux.fyi 50 points 9 months ago

I went to one of their concerts, and their lead singer, David Draiman, was one of the most wholesome and honest guys I've ever seen. Funny headline, but I hope he recovers quickly and without any long-term effects.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 months ago

I've got a distant cousin that practically worships the guy, and the band, specifically because he met David a couple of times and was beyond nice.

Also one of the best voices out there imo. David, not my cousin

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Get up, come on!

You fucker get up!

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago

We shouldn't have opened up our hate and let it flow into him 😔

[-] RanchOnPancakes@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

Is the lead singer slowly morphing into Phil Collins?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

We should all be so lucky

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 15 points 9 months ago

Do you promise to be a good boy and never do it again?

Why did you have to be such a bitch?

[-] bedrooms@kbin.social 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

...down with a sickness

What kind of editor changes "the" to "a" in this instance!?

[-] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Because there's a lot more than one sickness?

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 6 points 9 months ago

"This content is not available in your country/region."

[-] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I read that as a line from "Down with the Sickness."

Also, I had the same problem. Solved by good ol' 1ft.io

https://1ft.io/proxy?q=http%3A%2F%2Fwho13.com%2Fnews%2Fdisturbed-show-postponed-after-singer-comes-down-with-a-sickness%2F

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago

At least he's staying true to his motto.

[-] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

Mommy issues is not a sickness... Unless it is.

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