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coffee rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 year ago by RothyBuyak to c/196
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[-] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 43 points 1 year ago

No AeroPress. I'll never know who I am. :(

[-] Skua@kbin.social 35 points 1 year ago

The pseudo-espresso that you can take camping? Anarcho-primitivism for sure

[-] joby@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago

I had the same question, and decided that the pour over is the closest in the image. I've been an anarchist a long time anyway.

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[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 year ago
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[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 24 points 1 year ago

I... don't drink coffee...

[-] Serz@beehaw.org 18 points 1 year ago

Yeah I drink tea, now what am I supposed to believe in?

[-] eya@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 year ago

i mean its basically just anarchist with fewer steps

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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Maybe that means you're a nihilist?

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[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 23 points 1 year ago

No instant? I drink instant every day.

[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago

Accelerationist/Anarcho-nihilist.

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago
[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

In all seriousness, the Aeropress is fantastic. It's the absolute most bang for your time and dollar, unless you serve multiple people.

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[-] SpunkyMcGoo@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

"Hoxhaist" is a term you made up and you can't convince me otherwise

[-] frezik@midwest.social 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoxhaism

Hoxhaism (/ˈhɒdʒə.ɪzəm/ HOJ-ə-iz-əm) is a variant of anti-revisionist Marxism–Leninism that developed in the late 1970s due to a split in the anti-revisionist movement, appearing after the ideological dispute between the Chinese Communist Party and the Party of Labour of Albania in 1978.

Yeah, I'm just going with "made up". The alternative is navigating three levels deep of leftist infighting.

[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago

This is just astrology for leftists now, lmao

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[-] Vespair@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Not to yuck y'all's yum, but coffee is gross

[-] prex@aussie.zone 25 points 1 year ago
[-] Vespair@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you, I regret being born every morning already

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[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Existing proof that opinions can be wrong

[-] 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Neoliberal is going to Starbucks. Neoconservative is going to Starbucks and yelling at the hispanic barista.

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[-] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pairing Trotsky with a consumerist product is an insult. It would be shared instant coffee at the Slabs, and everyone drinking it would say the other coffee was stolen.

I'm mostly anarchist, but when I have visitors I become a Marxist-Leninist

[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Seize the Means of caffination!

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[-] uriel238 11 points 1 year ago

Posadism attempts to introduce elements of ufology into Marxist thought.

WTF?

...Arguing that only communism can allow the development of interplanetary travel.

I'd argue that the infrastructure we need to colonize other worlds is going to require larger organized population than capitalism can provide.

But as a reader that sees ideologies as starting points (that need to be developed so as to create a pathway to post-scarcity), I can't say what the corruption-light system is that will allow for interplanetary colonization and trade.

The fabricator IRL would be late-game magitech that manipulates huge amounts of energy. (A fabrication failure could annihilate a continent). Far, far, sooner, we'll have the food-printer / turbolift system of Star Trek TOS to deliver us our custom-made coffee.

Meanwhile, in 2024, we're having a tough time escaping the gravity of fascism-driven autocracy.

[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

But all I have is a coffee mug and a jar of instant... ☕⁉️😭

[-] Jentu 10 points 1 year ago

Everyone knows the true test of a person's character is the consistency of their grinder, not the brewer. (please don't look on my kitchen countertop- it's full of almost all of these and a single hand grinder. My forearm is crying for help)

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[-] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 year ago

SocDem. Halfway between pour over and French press, widely appealing, but people tend to grow beyond it.

[-] Napain@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

holy shit it classidied me correctly

[-] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Like, halfway between French Press and Pour Over. Probably a SocDem IMO

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Anarchist posadist: "Gas station coffee, hot, no mug."

Slurps the concoction off the replicator shelf

[-] eya@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 year ago

but i only drink tea...

[-] uphillbothways@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

Pan of water brought to boiling on the stove. Add grounds 30 seconds after removing from heat. Wait several minutes. Strain through fine mesh seive directly into cup.

No machine or dedicated apparatus required.

[-] Klordok@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

That's just a French Press in denial.

[-] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago
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[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Utilitarian

Also are you ok?

[-] Skua@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

There's someone in these comments claiming that they have orange juice with their coffee, so I'm willing to tolerate uphillbothways' bullshit at least until that war criminal is dealt with

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[-] hoanbridgetroll@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

Cold brew? Asking for a friend named me.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Best I got is reformist/social democrat because it takes forever and is good but not great when it's ready

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[-] frankgrimeszz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Since we’re talking communism, can’t I just use yours?

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[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 6 points 1 year ago

As a Posadist I'll have you know the aliens haven't delivered my replicator yet.

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[-] Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I dont even know the word

After Google: no i dont like stalin

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