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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 104 points 9 months ago

Oh FFS, don't just randomly post shit you see on Facebook.

It's the road manager, and she literally kicks him in the ass, hard enough that he falls down.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago

I was at her last concert it was definitely a random roadie, and she just slapped him in the face, after which he begged for more.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago
[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago
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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

He's the one that blocks the door when the tax collector comes by!

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Other posters here are saying it’s a homeless person which is disgustingly roadiphobic. Probably reverse CRT white racism too. And farther more is likely a HIPPO violation since we know his medical history since we saw him get injured.

She should get the book thrown at her.

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 94 points 9 months ago

Oh man, that's nothing. Did you know that during her song Style she takes a random man from the crowd, assigns them new pronouns, and transitions them into a femboy?

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 53 points 9 months ago

She turned me into a newt!

[-] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

Clearly you got better though....

[-] havokdj@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Taylor swift confirmed to be made of wood

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago

Brb, buying front row tickets to every single Taylor Swift concert.

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Surely "The Man" would be a better song for that.

[-] Vespair@lemm.ee 81 points 9 months ago

Bro I was there at the Phoenix arena when she actually punched her hand straight through dude's chest and out the other side of his body.

Straight up the best concert experience of my life

[-] havokdj@lemmy.world 47 points 9 months ago
[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

She's got a blank space on her hit-list and she'll write your name.

[-] havokdj@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Taylor swift? More liek Taylor Yagami

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Does she ever do the Indiana Jones heart thing? DAHLI MAHHH

[-] Brickhead92@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Nah, that's tame as hell compared to what Taylor has in store for the next sound guy

[-] Gruntyfish@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago

I was so disappointed at the concert I went to. Instead of the sternum punch, she pushed a homeless person down a flight of stairs.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 14 points 9 months ago

Are you trying to make the Republicans like her? Because this is how you make the Republicans like her.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

Might be the best shitpost I've ever seen.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Then she pulls a guy with a MAGA hat out of the crowd and pegs him on stage.

[-] kurwa@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago
[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

It's all they really want in life.

[-] cannibalkitteh 20 points 9 months ago

What mics does the sound guy use to really capture the sternum punch?

[-] phant@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

I hear they permanently implanted a contact mic in her nuckles so the audience can feel like they are the sternum itself.

[-] Carvex@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

She hasn't had only 70k fans at any show this year. Most stadiums are well over 100k, plus 20k more people dancing in the parking lot, that's how you know this is fake.

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

Oh, was THAT the giveaway? Not the fact that Taylor doesn’t have “sound guys” she just has Apple’s cloud do all the work? They really are talking over the world, what do we have to do to get back to SIMPLER TIMES

[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 months ago

That's some Low Quality Fact.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Love that account! So funny.

[-] ares35@kbin.social 12 points 9 months ago

sign me up! getting decked by taylor swift on stage would be an epic way to get my '15 minutes' in.

[-] eran_morad@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

“Conservatives” are dumber than dogshit.

[-] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

So, so dumb. It's like talking to a bag of hammers.

[-] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

Sharp as a rubber mallet

[-] Suavevillain@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

This got me laughing so hard.

[-] gibmiser@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I don't understand, is this a real thing? Why?

-edit: I mean why did this claim come to exist. What loose connection to reality brought this claim to be made? I am not asking if she actually does this...

[-] IanAtCambio@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

I punch my chest and it …. It disappear into the crowd!

[-] Joejoebinkz1@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
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