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You wouldn't download a chicken tender.

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[-] peereboominc@lemm.ee 186 points 10 months ago

It's probably not advertising that they are afraid that you will block but the trackers. They want to know what user is clicking where, how long you are on each page and what you ordered / not ordered.

[-] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 65 points 10 months ago
[-] Steve@startrek.website 28 points 10 months ago

Never said who benefits from said performance

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[-] Showroom7561@lemmy.ca 107 points 10 months ago

Are they making money selling food or selling ad spots? Stupid businesses don't deserve to stay in business.

[-] benhum@feddit.uk 66 points 10 months ago

They are tracking you so they can sell you more chicken. Remarketing.

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[-] superfes@lemmy.world 99 points 10 months ago

I love how you could literally be trying to give a company money and they still want more...

[-] Maeve@kbin.social 28 points 10 months ago

And act like they’re doing youthe favor, to allow you to politely hand them your hard-earned peasant pennies.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 19 points 10 months ago

They don't want some of the money. They want all of the money.

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 89 points 10 months ago

Remember kids, adblock stops more than just the ads you see.

Also, fuck yeah I'd download a chicken tender.

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 75 points 10 months ago

why the fuck they need to show you an ad. you're already there buying chicken

[-] UFO64@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago

Why make money if you can make MORE money?

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 20 points 10 months ago

They probably aren't showing you ads. They are probably inserting trackers to tag you as a person, a purchaser, who likes chicken and is willing to pay for food, for delivery etc. the size of your order may hint at demographics, like family, kids. The address.gives useful data, the type of credit card. What kind of software and hardware loaded the site? Etc etc.

[-] yokonzo@lemmy.world 68 points 10 months ago

If there's no secrets then there shouldn't be any problem with ad blocking

[-] Cethin@lemmy.zip 10 points 10 months ago

I interpret this as a pretty clear "you aren't allowed to have secrets" message. The only secrets allowed are theirs, not yours. They're going to track everything you do.

[-] OutrageousUmpire@lemmy.world 61 points 10 months ago

How bizarre. I mean, you’re trying to pay them money.

[-] hglman@lemmy.ml 23 points 10 months ago
[-] Kase@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Don't forget to tip your pop-up ads

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 57 points 10 months ago

experience optimal performance

Phone immediately bricks due to the sheer volume of malware and ads piling into the browser.

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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 54 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Their "joke" to shoehorn in a statement about their 11 herbs and spices doesn't even make sense. Like, it's implying you are using an ad blocker to gain secrets? What?

The overworked tech dude who had to build this page just didn't give a single shit I guess.

[-] moneyinphx@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago

The overworked tech dude didn’t have a single say on what went on there. That was the out of touch marketing team and project manager.

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[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

It's reverse upside-down inside-out psychology

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[-] TheAlbatross 52 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

While this is egregious, why are you buying chicken on KFC dot com?

I didn't know that was even possible. This is a wholly unexpected mode of behavior.

[-] Chozo@kbin.social 15 points 10 months ago

why are you buying chicken on KFC dot com?

Delivery, most likely.

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[-] Hairyblue@kbin.social 52 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Honestly, does anyone ever read any pop up ad? I immediately have the emotion of hate that there is some annoying window blocking what I am trying to to read. They are lucky I just tune out what the hated window is telling me.

We should elect government people who would regulate the ads on everything. Ads can't pop up. Ads can't auto play. Ad can't be bigger than this.

We are getting to the sucky part of capitalism. Ads on everything.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago

I always said if I was ever given supreme executive authority, I would outlaw ads and then immediately step down. It would be my one move, and the world would be better for it.

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[-] De_Narm@lemmy.world 45 points 10 months ago

Ah, achieving optimal performance by letting them run more scripts and displaying more stuff.

[-] kusuriya@infosec.pub 36 points 10 months ago

They never said what performance they are optimizing, I'm pretty sure it's profit.

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[-] fosho@lemmy.ca 36 points 10 months ago

looks like we need ad blocker detection blockers now.

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[-] FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social 32 points 10 months ago

Sorry, best I can do is never visit your shitty website again. Guess I'll order fried chicken from somewhere else, or, better yet, make a superior version at home!

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[-] kamen@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

Make sure to update your Ad Blocker settings to include the whole site.

[-] asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago

optimal performance

WTF

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 27 points 10 months ago

Went to some kind of restaurant chain once (red robin I think?) and there were ads as we were eating.

[-] pikmeir@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Yeah they put ads on that little screen you use to pay. Also it never has any receipt paper loaded.

[-] bartolomeo@suppo.fi 26 points 10 months ago

Secret? My god, the sense of entitlement of capital.

Just to be clear, is the implication here that people should use ad blockers in secret and that the "right" thing to do is to consume whatever media (and expose open tabs, history, etc) corporate wants you to see?

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[-] Grass@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago

I don't eat there anyways, but I wish I could even more not eat there now.

[-] viralJ@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Maybe you should cook some food and deliver it to your local KFC - would that count?

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[-] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 21 points 10 months ago

They didn't understand what an adblocker is for? Their privacy vs. your privacy.

[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 16 points 10 months ago

That 11 herbs and spices is probably not a secret anymore.

[-] Atelopus-zeteki@kbin.run 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

No longer a secret: The recipe found by Joe Ledington reads as follows:

11 Spices – Mix with 2 cups white flour

2⁄3 t salt
1⁄2 t thyme
1⁄2 t basil
1⁄3 t oregano
1 t celery salt
1 t black pepper
1 t dry mustard
4 t paprika
2 t garlic salt
1 t ground ginger
3 t white pepper

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KFC_Original_Recipe#Recipes or https://www.allrecipes.com/article/what-are-kfcs-11-herbs-and-spices/

Please eat less fried foods, for your own health.

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[-] HEXN3T 15 points 10 months ago

More importantly, why are you eating KFC (unless you’re outside of the US where it’s actually edible)?

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

KFC in Japan is actually worse somehow

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[-] Demonmariner@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

The ad blocker fight is getting really strange. I don't use a blocker, but this morning I couldn't read an article on google news without disabling my ad blocker which I don't have.

[-] Vash63@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Maybe your browser is blocking tracking or other cookies that adblockers also target.

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[-] kubica@kbin.social 14 points 10 months ago

Very important has to be the thing that I'm doing so that I have to open a browser without ad-block. For most things the close tab button brings me more peace of mind.

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