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submitted 1 year ago by androidul@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

The cementery

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[-] WhereGondor@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

They don't go to Heaven where the mortar flies

[-] everett@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

A surprisingly meaty joke.

[-] fubo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

With Masonic imagery.

[-] lando55@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

They go to a lake of clay and lime

[-] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Alternate, worse punchline:

They're laid to rest at Masonic Temple

[-] FinalBoy1975@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

I'm not subscribed to this magazine, yet it still shows up when I filter by "subscribed." I'd like it to stop now. BTW, it's not a dad joke. It's just a terrible joke. Also, Kbin, stop showing me magazines I'm not subscribed to when I filter by subscribed. Thank you. Please. This magazine is the most irritating one I see when I filter by "subscribed" and I'm not subscribed to it. Also: gonna start complaining on all the magazines with comments like this about my personal problem with this web site. Might try to change my user name to Karen or something. I really need to speak to a manager.

this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2023
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