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[-] donuts@kbin.social 103 points 7 months ago

Hopefully he's dead (from natural causes) or in jail (from natural consequences).

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 45 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Hopefully he's dead (from natural consequences).

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[-] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 77 points 7 months ago
[-] ZagamTheVile@lemmy.world 41 points 7 months ago

I really hope so but the absolute shit show when he does is going to be insane. The conspiracy theories will be like nothing ever imagined. It's going to be nuts. I'd look forward to it but I could see it getting violent.

[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

No, trust me, bro, Trump isn't dead, he just had to go undercover, like Nick Fury

[-] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 19 points 7 months ago

Honestly, I'm surprised he's still alive giving his absolute contempt for everything remotely healthy.

[-] RiderExMachina@lemmy.ml 13 points 7 months ago

The hate is keeping him alive

[-] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Like a Sith lord's ghost inhabiting a bloated, greasy corpse

[-] amio@kbin.social 4 points 7 months ago

He'll promptly either reincarnate or manifest as a zombie or vengeful ghost or something. Just out of spite. It's a long shot but I'm calling it.

[-] FaceDeer@kbin.social 9 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

His followers will prop him up on a golden throne that they'll swear is a "life support device", and that it's psychically broadcasting a beacon into their minds that tells them what he wants them to do.

[-] robolemmy@lemmy.world 54 points 7 months ago

if he wins in 2024, he’ll run in 2028, and 2032, etc. He’ll win those with 99% of the vote, just like his buddy Putin.

[-] morphballganon@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

He won't run. He'll waddle.

[-] dingus@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Well, thankfully I feel like he's statistically unlikely to all that much longer.

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[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 39 points 7 months ago

He will keep the campaign going for as long as he lives to keep reaping in the donations.

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[-] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago

If he's not dead of course he would, he's a malignant narcissist that we're going to be dealing with until he croaks.

[-] DarkGamer@kbin.social 30 points 7 months ago

He seems like he's deteriorating rapidly, would be surprised if he made it to 2028. I expect if he loses in 2024 he won't run again but will keep conning his followers for money and repeating the stale line that he never lost even when he did.

[-] yuriy@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

then use all that capital for Don Jr. 2028

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[-] Upsidedownturtle@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago

I'd bet if he loses in '24 his health will start declining quickly and will use health related reasons as a means to avoid punishment for crimes committed.

[-] Arbiter@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

I mean, it’s likely the same will happen if he wins.

Dementia doesn't just go away.

[-] ediculous@feddit.nl 23 points 7 months ago

In response to most of the people in this thread:

Idk, y'all. The biggest assholes never die. They stay alive out of sheer spite.

[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 19 points 7 months ago

How long did Kissinger stay alive. That monster was responsible for hundreds of thousands of deaths all around the world.

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[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Its unbelievable. I hope that fucks in hell.

[-] Joker@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 7 months ago

I hope he will be running from a psycho with a shank at ADX Florence in 2028. There’s a decent chance he will be dead in 2028 though. He’s not exactly the picture of fitness and good health. He’s an old, fat pig who lives on junk food.

More seriously, he has zero chance in 2028 if he loses in 2024, which is almost certainly what will happen. He’s been decisively rejected by voters once already. I find it hard to believe he has won over any new voters with his behavior since the last election.

Or maybe the government will step up and treat him like the terrorist that he is. If it was anyone else, they’d be waterboarding him with Diet Coke at Guantanamo right now. I mean, he’s openly calling for states to send the National Guard to Texas to fight the federal government. This fucker is on trial for insurrection and he’s out trying to incite another insurrection. Holy shit.

He’s had his deranged followers make threats against judges, prosecutors, federal agents, etc. He’s threatened his opponent in the primaries with a federal investigation if she doesn’t drop out of the race. He’s threatened her donors.

This dude is straight up nuts. I think it’s a legitimate question whether he’s eventually detained for the safety of the public pending his trials. At what point do the feds have an obligation to protect the country from this lunatic?

Forget about him and 2028. He might not even make it through 2024.

[-] Heir_Of_Isildur@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Weeds don't die. I wouldn't be surprised if the fat fuck chokes on a burger tomorrow... But i also wouldn't be surprised if he lives another 20 years

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[-] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 20 points 7 months ago

100%, he won't go away until he's forced to

[-] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

He’ll be dead by 2028. Hopefully in a supermax and suffering up until his last moment.

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[-] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

He'll probably be dead by then, but the Republican Party will come up with another candidate who's even worse.
My guess is Jacob Chansley.

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[-] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Remember: narcissists are psychologically incapable of imagining themselves no longer existing. He thinks he'll live forever because he literally can't conceive of any other possibility.

[-] lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

Lose? Nah. If he doesn't win the election, we'll get Insurrection 2.0. Then he's either imprisoned, dead, or we get to live in a dictatorship.

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[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

Absolutely. He's that stupid.

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 14 points 7 months ago

Trump is cursed to live until he Makes America Great Again. He will run election after election, with unnatural longevity, but once he gets back in office he only has one term left to find the error of his ways, discover Wisdom in Friendship, and bring moral-philosophy-flavour-of-the-month to the troubled but inherently glorious institution of American politics, or the curse will be fulfilled and he will spend eternity haunting golf clubs and expensive hotels not quite dead but never quite alive.

...

Tune in later to part II, where, in a world taken over by the all-powerful EU, Donald's seventh descendent learns of the calamity of his forefather and sets out to rediscover the truth about America and set her people free from the tyranny of socialised healthcare. Coming soon: "The Seventh Trump"


Followed shortly after with direct-to-TV prequels "Seals and Fur Hats: the Decline of True America"; and sequels, "Bowling with the Ghosts of Presidents Past, Present and Future."

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[-] drdiddlybadger@pawb.social 13 points 7 months ago

He will be dead but I would expect him to try a run.

[-] tal@lemmy.today 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Not really, but I don't think it much matters.

If Trump hit upon a political strategy that is effective, then someone else will presumably use it, absent a change in the political environment.

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[-] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 months ago

I don't think he'll be alive in 2028 TBH, but if he doesn't hamberder himself to death before then, I think he'd run either way.

[-] Rylyshar@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Hard to run from jail (please)

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Well, when he dies, I’m gonna create a ton of Parler and truth social bot accounts and spread conspiracy theories with the end goal of persuading idiots on the alt-right to mount write-in campaigns for Trump.

But I will absolutely not consider doing that until he is dead and buried.

[-] ctkatz@lemmy.ml 9 points 7 months ago

I don't think he'd survive that long. and if he did, that syphilitic brain of his would prevent him from even being viable to everyone but the ones who have trump flavoraid for blood.

[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Hopefully he’s died of a massive burger induced heart problem

[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 11 points 7 months ago

I wouldn't be surprised if both Trump and Biden die of natural causes in September/October, throwing the November election into chaos as no one has anyone to vote for anymore.

It's just the sort of chaos this timeline seems to crave.

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[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago

Running for his life I hope

[-] blazera@kbin.social 4 points 7 months ago
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