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[-] HenchmanNumber3@lemm.ee 138 points 8 months ago

Apparently abortions are performed with all six infinity stones.

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 8 months ago
[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"I will shred this uterus down to its last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what is has been given. A grateful uterus." -Plan B wielding Thanos

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[-] massive_bereavement@kbin.social 14 points 8 months ago

The universe required correction.

[-] mriormro@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

Aborting half of the fetus: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

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[-] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 88 points 8 months ago

Did anti-abortion camp really think abortion is killing infant?

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 76 points 8 months ago

In the same way they believe the civil war was about states’ rights.

They’re lying to make their position seem less outrageous.

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago

Some of them, yeah. A lot of them are just dumb as rocks, and have been duped into thinking that what they're doing is moral.

[-] Weslee@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Right wing in general is full of the easily deceived and hateful.

2 main tactics used is to either convince the stupid people you're on their side helping them with their ideals, or that the things they hate are a threat and you're the only one who can save them.

It's a shame it's turned into this, and that right wing went so crazy that left wing is now just about not letting them destroy the world.

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[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 39 points 8 months ago

They do think abortion is killing babies, just unborn babies. That's what half the argument comes down to. One side thinks it's "should it be legal to kill unborn babies?" and the other side thinks it's "should it be legal to end your pregnancy before it's a baby?" And it's hard to find a middle ground because the former thinks they're babies as soon as they're conceived and the latter thinks it's a good way later down the road.

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[-] Soup@lemmy.world 28 points 8 months ago

They constantly talk about how people want to extend abortions into the entire pregnancy like that’s actually a thing. Maybe the first person is doing it on purpose fucking with the fact that any sane person would let an invalid/lethal pregnancy go to save the mother’s life but the goons who listen to that crap don’t check.

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[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 19 points 8 months ago

My wife's born again idiot ex-friend who came to visit her and tell her she's a baby killer (never had an abortion, but is pro-choice) insisted people are aborting babies at 9 months.

[-] veroxii@aussie.zone 18 points 8 months ago

Removing the baby at 9 months is just called giving birth.

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[-] LodeMike@lemmy.today 18 points 8 months ago
[-] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 8 months ago

If it’s talking to you, it’s a toddler. And all the fucking guns are killing most of those.

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[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 78 points 8 months ago

This meme assumes the reader finds babies to be cute and adorable, rather than terrifying little goblins.

[-] jak@sopuli.xyz 75 points 8 months ago

It’s different for everyone, but I was always put off by kids for all the typical reasons (boring, sticky, annoying, etc.), until I got pregnant.

I don’t mean that I love my kid so it’s different. I mean that the hormones associated with pregnancy changed all of my priorities. Thank god I had an abortion (I’d have a preteen with an alcoholic father and me for a mother- that’s not fair to a child), but it was much more difficult than I expected it to be.

With the pregnancy hormones, I definitely would have cried at this ad. Congratulations to them for emotionally manipulating the most emotionally unstable group in the world?

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago

More like malformed little parasites.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

It's intended to fuck with the mom-brain of a pregnant woman. Like putting porn in front of a guy going through No-Nut November. The goal is to hit those animal instincts and cause intense anxiety.

They're not trying to influence teenage edgelords.

[-] pewgar_seemsimandroid 5 points 8 months ago

the baby looks like a fish 💀

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[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 75 points 8 months ago

Now I'm wondering that if you replace these poster with something like "black babies matter" it would trigger replacement theory before it triggers the pro-life reflex.

[-] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 68 points 8 months ago
[-] BillyTheSkidMark@lemm.ee 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I know it's a joke, and I'm super excited pro choice... But even knowing they're dog/elephant their comment still works (other than the "humans" clarifier) as they can make independent thoughts and love their lives.

[-] Breve@pawb.social 26 points 8 months ago

Every time you need to pay someone who's pro-life any amount of money, give them a nickle and tell them that if they put it in their bank account it will eventually grow to reach the amount of money you owe them, therefore you've just paid them in full. Easy.

[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Important things ^

Stick with the argument being made, not the presentation.

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[-] Ozymati@lemmy.nz 47 points 8 months ago

The baby is white of course. Just like Jesus.

[-] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

I’m sure that baby was Christian too. Just like Jesus.

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[-] BaardFigur@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

Well, it gotta have one colour. If the person that created the meme is white, doesn't it make sense to make the baby white?

[-] serpineslair@lemmy.world 46 points 8 months ago

Looks like a powerpoint transition. 😂

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"Mommy your choice doesn't feel so good"

Transition:
Effect: Bounce left
Speed: Medium
Sound: tada.wav
Repeat: Until stopped

[-] PopShark@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago
[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

I heard that in my frickin head.

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[-] tigerjerusalem@lemmy.world 43 points 8 months ago

Abortion: as easy as snapping your fingers!

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[-] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 42 points 8 months ago

This makes abortion look so fucking cool

[-] GilgameshCatBeard@lemmy.ca 30 points 8 months ago

If things works the way those idiots actually think they do, I can see how this would be horrifying to them. But things don’t work that way. And because they're Idiots, they won’t ever know that with enough reason- they can side-step the horrors of their own ignorance.

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[-] marx2k@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago
[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

The Lawnmower Baby is inside your head now, Jake. Give me my baba.

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 16 points 8 months ago
[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Thanos was a true ideologue. He could have targeted half the universes population AND all the people trying to stop him. It would have been a insignificant amount over his intentions. Quickly erased by the exponential increase in population growth he would have started.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago

He also could've just doubled all the resources in the universe

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[-] anarchy79@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

This is art!

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