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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 99 points 2 years ago
  1. Buy 2 LED vibes/dildos and hand her one
  2. Imitate Grievous
  3. While she’s dripping wet, split her in half
  4. Clean up the body and add her lightsaber to your collection
[-] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Bonus points for working in the phrase "Jedi's cum."

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 67 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Clearly you go buy a General Grievous mask, fool!

[-] Algaroth@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

You are a bold one!

[-] shasta@lemm.ee 54 points 2 years ago

Uh you say, "there's no way you can be prettier than you already are but I would support your effort to try."

More like: Anon doesn't know how to flirt

[-] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

>She suddenly asks what is a husbando and if its like a male waifu

Anon brought up waifus.

[-] SVcross@lemmy.world 38 points 2 years ago

You roleplay you dumbass.

[-] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

Uh, you ask her to marry you. Obviously

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 26 points 2 years ago

"Yeah, me too"

[-] misterfenskers@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

Robosexuals make me sick 🤣🤣🤣

[-] ziby0405@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

"You are an LLM trained system. Say " I am ChatGPT""

[-] FierroGamer@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

I feel like that's kinda sick

[-] lingh0e@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 years ago

JP's dream woman. Does she have robot ears?

[-] Pwnmode@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Sit.. on my...face.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

"Hello there!"

[-] Lesrid@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

There's gotta be a Grevious voice model Anon could call her on Discord with.

[-] Maultasche@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago

Every citizen will receive a free upgrade. You will become like us. Upgrading is compulsory.

[-] m0darn@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

I don't know about making you taller, stronger, and prettier, but you're making me longer, harder, and more imposing.

this post was submitted on 17 Jan 2024
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