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[-] Black_Quajutsu 40 points 10 months ago

I have my emotions off for some time now, how do I turn them on again?

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 41 points 10 months ago

There's a spot inside ur butt that'll make you feel again. Get someone to press it and you'll feel all sorts of ways.

[-] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 18 points 10 months ago

Note: This button may not be present in about half the population.

[-] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

While true, a finger up the butt still makes that other half feel things

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

There may also be a workaround, but it's more complicated.

[-] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 18 points 10 months ago

Have you tried developing severe bipolar disorder?

[-] Bojimbo@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

Tried that. Now numbness is interspersed with extreme recklessness

[-] duplexsystem 15 points 10 months ago
[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Am woman. Plucked a hair out of my chin yesterday and have no emotions. Am I doing this right?

[-] duplexsystem 11 points 10 months ago

Simple: just take more estrogen

[-] Skymt@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

"First go to settings"

Then scroll down to "About life", open it and tap "Version" seven times to unlock developer mode. Go back to the main menu, and open developer options, tick "Opt into beta features".

Then just restart your life and follow the instructions.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

Uhh. I need to find my settings app, please!

[-] LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Look for the thing with the gears.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Actually since the update its the one with cogs.

[-] at_an_angle@lemmy.one 4 points 10 months ago

All I have is the three lines.

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh, I remember when I had only three lines.

[-] nifty@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Easy peasy: just be sensitive and get hurt a lot, emotions turn off, and stay off, by default after a while because the Detachment module is triggered on.

[-] zea_64 3 points 10 months ago

My schoolmates pranked me and turned it off, how do I turn it back on?

[-] LemmysMum@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

There's a third party application called LSD, some people said it works for them, others just ended up with more problems.

[-] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

It's probably in task scheduler. Look for tasks that run when idle and disable them.

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I don't know why, but "what do next" is my favorite part of this.

[-] uriel238 4 points 10 months ago

Every eighteen months (more or less) I have to taper off from coffee, especially if I get up to 32 oz a day, at which point I'm a buzzy, angsty basket case. Every two days, I drop my intake to a half to a quarter (so like 8oz on day one, and then 4 oz on day three and then 2 oz on day five).

If I go cold turkey, I get headaches. This way, I just nap a lot.

During this period, all my fucks go away. Gone. I have absolute zero fucks to give about anything. Mostly I just sit in a corner and social media scroll as if doing any of that will stimulate me somehow. It won't.

This is the closest I get to turning off my emotions, but man, it shuts down everything.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

okay but seriously is there a way to turn off our emojis?

[-] Wilzax@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Depends on your phone's keyboard

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