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I have my emotions off for some time now, how do I turn them on again?
There's a spot inside ur butt that'll make you feel again. Get someone to press it and you'll feel all sorts of ways.
Note: This button may not be present in about half the population.
While true, a finger up the butt still makes that other half feel things
There may also be a workaround, but it's more complicated.
Have you tried developing severe bipolar disorder?
Tried that. Now numbness is interspersed with extreme recklessness
Estrogen
Am woman. Plucked a hair out of my chin yesterday and have no emotions. Am I doing this right?
Simple: just take more estrogen