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The Slime (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] nascent@lemm.ee 63 points 2 years ago

Reminder: If you encounter The Slime it may mean that ovulation is imminent. Be very very careful if you use barrier birth control. https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/birth-control/fertility-awareness/whats-cervical-mucus-method-fams

[-] pipe01@programming.dev 46 points 2 years ago
[-] DessertStorms@kbin.social 58 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[-] miseducator@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago

Not according to Ben Shapiro's doctor wife!

[-] Rozauhtuno 16 points 2 years ago

Ben Shapiro should, hypothetically, shut the fuck up.

[-] Kit 25 points 2 years ago

Right before menstruation, vaginas often get super wet but it's a little thicker than typical horny wetness. This can sometimes feel like the sensation of bleeding so it can be surprising to check and find that it's not blood. For me, I also get extremely horny around this time.

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 34 points 2 years ago

I don't know how you girls walk around with those things ...

[-] alx 25 points 2 years ago

People with uterus ≠ girls

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 35 points 2 years ago

Well, yeah, because in dudes they're called duderuses.

[-] Raxiel@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

And in conservative America they're called Ourteruses

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

You don't have a choice.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Honestly... they're pretty gross.

[-] asa44 9 points 2 years ago

Omg hai!!!!!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 2 years ago

I'm a fan of the slime. 🤤

[-] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

Like a downstairs sneeze, right?

[-] nick@midwest.social 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I was happier before reading this! Mostly the descriptions of various slimes in linked articles is what did it for me.

Oh well TIL.

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