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[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 17 points 2 years ago

Not even the most dangerous bear. Polar would fuck you up.

Also, I'm making money all day long by betting on Hippo

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Yeah when I heard "bite a croc in half" I figured I'd just stay away from the jaws of nope forever

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Hippo all the way.

Fuckers don't deserve to be that heavy, that fast, and have a ranged attack by flinging their shit. Pick two to keep, Hippo. You get to keep the bite by default just because it can look fuckin goofy.

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago

You missed their insane armour stat. It looks like leather, but acts like scales on steroids.

[-] BeezKnuts@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

There's no way a grizzly bear could beat a rhino. The largest grizzly bear isn't even a quarter of the weight of your average rhino. It would be as fair of a fight as you vs a grizzly bear.

[-] z500@startrek.website 11 points 2 years ago

If that bear picks up a machine gun then it's all over. A rhino can't do that.

[-] rickdg@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Bearjutsu mount defence is eating your face.

[-] Lux 3 points 2 years ago
[-] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Human with a 10 gauge

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