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[-] aew360@lemm.ee 149 points 9 months ago

Bro he’s got like eleven lambos bro he wears his Rolex in the shower bro it’s got real diamonds bro he has all the video game consoles and extra controllers bro

[-] spez@sh.itjust.works 45 points 9 months ago

brooooooooo

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 months ago

I heard he has controllers he doesn't even use. They're just for display.

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[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 142 points 9 months ago

That Wojack is brilliant.

Also, I wonder what physical shape the uncle is in? I'm betting terrible.

[-] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 81 points 9 months ago

What shape? Alpha, obviously. Pointy up top and progressively wider as you go down.

[-] bloopernova@programming.dev 29 points 9 months ago
[-] inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world 93 points 9 months ago

Lmao. So his logic was

my wife is too ugly to fuck

He deserves the divorce, good for her.

[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Everyone looks the same in the dark. Pretty people are nice to look at. Marry for things that take up more than 20 minutes(maybe) of your week. Sad they didn't realize this.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 months ago

Visual communication is incredibly important. I think I’ve had sex in the dark like… less than 1% of the time. You’re either trying to keep up a rapport to maintain their enthusiastic future availability or emotionally invested and attempting to maintain reciprocity. Unless you’re both fairly charming and willing to lower your standards, lights are worth keeping on. Sex is just as intrinsically tied to the social contract as anything else.

That said, yeah, marry for personality imo.

[-] binbows@sh.itjust.works 86 points 9 months ago

Honestly, why would you unironically watch content from someone who doesn't believe in depression?

Yeah I could see a teenager falling for it, but a 40+ 💀 shows you've learned nothing from your brief time on the strife ball

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

25+ years of blaming your short comings on other people and any lucky break was totally a master move of skill on your part.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 81 points 9 months ago

The rise and fall of this grift has been such a gift to me. It has introduced some of the goofiest characters and goofiest feuds. I have had so many delightful conversations stemming from this shit. What a time to be alive.

[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 49 points 9 months ago

this grift has fallen? seems alive and kicking to me

[-] spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works 21 points 9 months ago

I still hear chuds at work talk about his “wisdom”.

[-] lledrtx@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Really? What line of work are you in, if you don't mind me asking.

[-] spacecowboy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago

I am in the electricity business. ⚡️⚡️

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 6 points 9 months ago

Can you assess my electricity? Here's a sample:

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One of my childhood friends fell for the red pill etc shuck and invariably reaped nothing but degradation. It has been frustrating, but there really is nothing like having a living example of "there but for the grace of God go I" in your life

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 67 points 9 months ago

Yeah jokes on him 40 year old polyamorous women pull like crazy

[-] pigup@lemmy.world 56 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

We are friends with a 53 year old widow, she is physically unremarkable, chubby, has kids in college. She has sex with multiple guys a week and details her adventures to my wife over text. These guys range from 25 to 44 yrs old. Women will always get laid more than men. If they want it, they can have it.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago

Yeah I’m a 29 year old woman and there’s a woman in her 50s that I’ve been making out with. It’s kinda weird that her kids are my age, but she’s hot af so… and yeah she’s chubby, but it works for her.

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[-] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 9 months ago

No idea apart from op and you. Is this true?

[-] optissima@lemmy.ml 26 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yes, 30s upward seems to peak "Xilf" age for the decade below them. Women in polyamorous-spaces are very pursued and, compared to mono-spaces, the men in it are much more likely to be knowledgeable on relationship-health. There is also more emotional intelligence, and tools and systems for working through it (they virtually all work in monogamous relationships too, but because there are more moving parts people seem to care more for preventative measures than just being reactionary).

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

I think it’s more natural selection than choices. You can do multiple bad relationships at once, but you’re unlikely to enjoy it enough to keep trying.

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[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 9 months ago

As a man briefly on the poly scene... Yes, 100%. The only reason my wife didn't score more is due to crippling social anxiety. We both stopped after the first extramarital thing and decided we're too autistic to ever try that again lol.

[-] pythonoob@programming.dev 60 points 9 months ago

He didn't fuck around and found out

[-] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Damn didn't think it could get worse but this is it

[-] quams69@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

Relationship natural selection

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

LOL, 40-50yo women can be hot as hell. I'd post some pics of the girls I've dated in the last few years, but not without permission, wouldn't ask. That would be both tacky and shitty. Let's just say they're neither fat nor frumpy. Last 4, including my wife, are 52, thin, feminine, smooth, stylish and fuck like wild animals. They know what they want and aren't afraid of anything. My wife looks like the Asian anime chicks all these fuckers post fantasy pics of. (Except she's not a child. 🤷🏻‍♂️)

40-yo uncle? I may be short and scrawny, but I got all my hair and teeth, non-fat. Suddenly my "market share" spiked at middle age. LOL, imagine the attitude of some loser banking on "sexual market value". Fat fuck with a receding hairline but not enough balls to shave it off.

tl;dr: Got stuffed in trash cans in high school. Literally. Got a fantasy wife now. Hang in there guys. Take care of yourself and be a good person. You'll make it someday.

EDIT: I should note; I ain't rich, in case anyone wants to play that card on me.

[-] rambaroo@lemmy.world 64 points 9 months ago

Bruh this reads like it was written by a 15 year old.

[-] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Kind of love it though

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 27 points 9 months ago

This feels like a green text itself.

[-] where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

lemmy OC, bro!

[-] Sunfoil@lemmy.world 21 points 9 months ago

Thank goodness I didn't see the word removed. That would send me to the hospital.

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[-] HotDogFingies@kbin.social 20 points 9 months ago

All. Hopefully all.

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

lol I guess this makes a good litmus paper. just ask a man what he thinks of Andrew Tate.

[-] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

There are a lot of 40+ women on dating apps.

[-] Noedel@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Most of them wouldn't be into mysogenists though

[-] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Absolutely. The older you get the less bullshit you're willing to put up with when looking for a partner.

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[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

It could have been fine if he didn't have a "change the rules because I'm losing" mentality.

[-] Mrderisant@midwest.social 12 points 9 months ago

My wife and I are doing a semi open thing too. It works for us because we aren't into all the same things and recognize that we would be more fulfilled

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

As someone who'd be more monogamous, this is good to hear. I'm glad you both found each other and are able to give each other the space you both want.

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[-] rabiddolphin@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

Andrew Taint

[-] Bear_with_a_hammer@lemmy.ml 11 points 9 months ago

It could have worked if he was 30 or rich, stupid uncle.

Also if he worked proactively with his partner to make sure they were both doing it for the right reasons and their kid was taken into account and made sure they all three came out of it happier

It's almost like people who work together lead better, more fulfilling lives

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