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[-] DrCatface@lemmy.world 77 points 2 years ago

yeah cause women like dick and thats gay

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 78 points 2 years ago

Hmm... let's take a minute to computer what that premise implies.

  1. Women that like dick are gay (given)
  2. Women that like pussy are gay (by definition)
  3. As all women are gay by (1) & (2), men that like women are also gay
  4. Men that like dick are gay (by definition)
  5. Therefore, all men and women are gay
[-] DrCatface@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

damn its impossible to disagree. hyped for pride! mwa

[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

Can someone pull up the green text gay math, we have established lore for this.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
[-] Maven@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Asexual is also gay because not liking vagina is gay.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] fushuan@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

(3) doesn't hold, since we don't have any premise that liking someone gay makes you gay.

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 1 points 1 year ago

Small point: we are not given that women that like dick are gay, only that men who like women who like dick are gay

[-] Bonehead@kbin.social 34 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure this is how Moclan society became what it is.

[-] TIMMAY@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

yeah like straight up lol

[-] adj16@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

Is this an Orville reference out in the wild? Or is the Orville reference actually a Star Trek reference that I never knew

[-] Dethedrus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

They just need more mustaches.

Look at how laidback and cool Bortus was when he had one!

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I knew a guy years ago that was bi then i think gay and recall him saying ‘fucking a vagina is for pussys’

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago

i know this is always awkward but as a bi, saying "went gay" (or straight) is technically bi erasure. Not that I'm super mad about it, but it's worth pointing out when a bisexual person is in a long term relationship / marriage until death do us part — they don't stop being bi.

[-] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

"bi erasure" is a nice $2 NPR podcast phrase but isn't it ultimately up to the individual to define what his own sexuality is? If the guy says he's gay now, I believe him.

[-] dil@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Agree that it's up to the individual, and that it's valid to switch from being bi to gay.

I don't really like how you pseudo-dismissed bi erasure as "a nice $2 NPR podcast phrase" though. That seems like bi erasure... erasure? And in this case we're getting a second hand account, so it's not a given that the person decided that they're gay - it's possible that they started dating another guy and OP reported that as "going gay," in which case it'd be good to mention bi erasure.

So ultimately I agree with you that "going gay" can be fine, but just wanted to say your phrasing could have been better.

[-] thecrotch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

"Bi erasure" in this context seems like empty virtue signaling. I can't exactly interview OPs friend so I have to take them at their word that their friend says he's gay now. "Fucking vaginas is for pussies" certainly supports that hypothesis.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

yes but he's not saying it, in this context, you are. And I don't (/anyone doesn't) have the exact context here. And I'm not saying he did anything wrong, I'm responding to what you said something that seems to me like bi erasure.

And you can disagree and that's OK. We're just giving our opinions here, there's no winners or losers or objective reality. You may even be gay/bi/other yourself (I wonder why you've any skin in the game here if you're not- but that aside...) - and we can disagree. It doesn't make either of us right or wrong.

[-] VubDapple@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

That was pretty much Roy Cohn's way of seeing it.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I've rarely been glad to learn someone died young but fuck that guy.

[-] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Kissing girls is the big gay.

- incels

[-] clearleaf@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Does anyone have examples of us being close to this? I've heard jokes like this but if there's a real version I would love to see it.

[-] finnie@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

I think there's a video of incel Nick Fuentes saying that because plenty of gay men have had sex with women and he's still a virgin, having sex with a woman is gay. That's pretty damn close to this.

https://www.rawstory.com/nick-fuentes-gay/

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Nick Fuentes is actually gay though. Part of the "I'm portraying a white nationalist because I'm afraid of who I am" set. He screams at others to hide the thoughts that fill his own head.

[-] finnie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You can't make this shit up. I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't heard it from his own mouth.

[-] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

This was a bit on Cumtown making fun of Jordan Peterson. "It's actually uh.. gay to get pussy, we just did a study at the University of Canada. Also if your dick is small, it's actually big!"

[-] jopepa@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

They’d probably say it’s only more straight but yeah if they’re really that backed up then they’re all a big sneeze away from finding out their Kinsey scales.

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I just had a thought, women's perfume often smells like flowers, right? Many men are then attracted to women that smell "pretty" and wear perfumes like that - what this actually means is that those guys just like to smell flowers all day (like a GIRLLLL!!!) and just don't have another socially acceptable way to do it publicly.

Flower smelling guys... So.... You know.....

[-] MrJukes@lemmy.today 3 points 2 years ago

Wanting to be with a woman? How gay is that? You win sex against a man. That’s as straight as it gets.

[-] p0q@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Mac's dad wasn't gay because he was a power bottom. Lol

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Dude was just asserting dominance. And then he let the other guy finish in him.

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