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[-] devien@feddit.de 20 points 1 year ago

So we try to populate this community with the same 10 jokes? Kinda hoped we would get some new stuff on here

[-] sailsperson@beehaw.org 30 points 1 year ago

It's called programmer humor for a reason: we're just using established libraries instead of inventing a bicycle from scratch.

[-] Rentlar@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

a shitty script for you.

import repost.js as r

while true do

if r.lastpost() > 24h then

r.postmeme()

endif

done

[-] Forkk@beehaw.org 8 points 1 year ago

If it's anything like the subreddit was, it'll go through multi-year cycles where it alternates back and forth between funny original jokes and reposting the same thing every week.

[-] ButterBiscuits@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

I'm not good with computers

[-] asexualchangeling@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 year ago

They wouldn't have had to go through all that effort if they'd just open sourced the code in the first place

[-] Spitfire@pawb.social 15 points 1 year ago

Sometimes, you’ve gotta fix it yourself

I can only wonder what sort of bug drove them that far.

[-] darkmugglet@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

As an interviewer, I would find the dedication to solving that itch intriguing.

[-] dylan@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

There’s a similar joke of a guy who joined customer support for a phone network provider in my country just to cancel his own contract.

[-] FiskFisk33@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

hahah I wish I had that financial stability

[-] ayaya@beehaw.org 7 points 1 year ago

The bug fix: sudo rm -rf /

[-] deadsuperhero@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

This reminds me of the story of that guy who joined Twitter just to fix an annoying login bug. He submitted his resignation just after the fix got merged in.

[-] Kris@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Another dude bought twitter just to fire everyone.

this post was submitted on 09 Jun 2023
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