"Respect your elders"
Nah they're the ones who destroyed the economy giving free rein to corporations, set the planet on fire, and let cops run loose murdering and stealing as they please, fuck them
Not saying you're necessarily wrong but "Fuck em" seems to be the new mantra of our society on all levels. Doesn't bode well for the future.
That is because society on all levels deserves it. We need to stop with the expectation that people in certain jobs or positions deserve respect just because of their job or position. They only deserve respect if they earn it.
If they don't earn respect, fuck em.
all levels
Healthcare is a level.
Housing the homeless is on a level society operates.
Crime prevention too.
You thought this through at all, or was this just a doodle on your trapper-keeper in homeroom?
Oooh. You were SO close to landing that sick burn, but we had to take points off for not making any God damn sense.
Those aren't people so I don't understand whatever you are getting at.
It actually DOES bode well for the future.
The Boomers lived by "Fuck the future, I got mine now."
We're trying to change it to "Fuck the past, we ain't got shit."
I feel like this is going to have [excellent] synergy with my boundary posts :)
"You've got to love him -- he's your brother, after all."
Yeah, he's my brother who would get angry and destroy all my things when we were young, my brother who sexually abused my youngest sibling, my brother who launched into a homophobic rant against my mom during a time when she had cancer, a brother who cheated on and verbally and physically abused his first wife, a brother who probably drove my nephew to suicide.
No, fuck him. I don't love him, and I never will.
Yeah I'd say that's got to be triggering to hear. How do you respond to "advice" like that normally? Assuming it's from someone who actually knows your brother.
I never have any response that's likely to be edifying or helpful, so I typically respond with, "Well, I don't," and try to disengage. That's usually enough.
Sounds like a good strategy. Less is more.
Some conversations are just not worth having, and I need to pick my battles
“Walk it off”
— coach
No, my torn ligaments need to rest and heal, asshole, not to endure further trauma. Get me some ice!
Take a salt tablet.
Puttin' it on ice, bitches
Anything regarding loyalty to an employer or insurance company
"If you were just more positive you'd not be complaining about being depressed all the time".
And/or
"Have you tried just being happy for once?"
Aka fake it til you make it
I don't know, this one has pretty much carried me through the last 40 years. There's definitely worse advice.
Hard work always pays off.
smart work always pays off
;) ftfy
Being born wealthy always pays off.
I knew there was something I forgot to do
"Calm down."
One thing that's sure to make things worse is to tell an angry person to "calm down"...
And the silly stepsister of this saying: Calm your tits!
Very useful when you want the opposite reaction.
YOLO
It's like a mantra for bad decision making. But it should really be used the opposite way. Like... I better put my seat belt on because YOLO.
Burn your garbage. Burning garbage makes smoke that goes up into the sky and becomes stars.
I wanna say its wrong but I don't know enough about star formation to dispute it?!
Really, EVERYTHING originated from star dust, so you're just returning it to the source!
Smoking cigarettes will suffocate the toxins in the apple skins sitting in your stomach.
If something bad happens, just try to forget it. You'll feel better!
“do what you love”
It's so simple. Why didn't I think of that before!
/S
if you ask a police officer for a piece of candy then legally they have to give you one
"Snitches get stitches."
How do you expect conflict resolution to work?
Don't try to bullshit me, I'm a bullshit artist.
If I ever told my dad, "are you shitting me?", he'd reply with, "I'd never shit you, you're my favorite turd."
"Count your blessings."
Useless fucking platitude that's synonymous with "You aren't the person who is absolutely the worst off, so being upset with your lot is inappropriate."
See also "At least you have your health."
My company switched up retirement plans and they held a seminar to explain them. The person running the seminar said that we should be putting 15% of our salaries into retirement.
Nice idea, but if I put 15% of my salary into retirement, then I wouldn't be able to pay my bills. I'm not living extravagantly or anything (buying something for $20 for my enjoyment seems like a splurge to me). Still, whenever I seem to be getting on a better financial footing, life throws me a curve ball. Need new hearing aids ($3,600). New a new dryer ($750). Might need a new car soon.
So either I need to be paid a lot more, I will be working until I'm 90, or I put away the money and go deep into debt but can retire. (Just kidding. I'm nearing 50. I likely won't have enough to retire. Maybe when I'm 80.)
I think a lot of people here misread 'favorite' as 'least favorite'
If you cut the ground prong off and flip the plug upside down, it runs backwards.
No cop, no stop.
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