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[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 103 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They'd shoot the cats too, but those fuckers are just too small and fast.

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 30 points 1 year ago
[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

They throw the grenades in the cribs, none left for cats

[-] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Babies are slow and weak, perfect targets for the biggest gang who constantly fears for their lives

[-] Serinus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Hey, it was just a flashbang.

[-] Wogi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Which takes up a grenade slot on the equipment screen.

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[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

you don't mess with the cat or you lose your partners first and then it comes for you

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 85 points 1 year ago
[-] flicker@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago

Jesus this should be on antiquememeroadshow. I think I first saw it on 4chan in like 2009.

[-] graymess@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Still highly relevant.

[-] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

It is very crispy

[-] jaschen@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

unfortunately, still relevant

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[-] _Sprite@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago
[-] Gruntyfish@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

The funniest part is that there actually is a dog hand signal for swat teams

[-] PopShark@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago
[-] EvokerKing@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Was gonna say it's atf not swat, the meme is wrong, thanks.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

I read this in Hoot voice and it just made it better. Really in brand for him.

[-] Vilian@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

fuxk you i almost broke in the middle of my class

[-] doctorn@r.nf 3 points 1 year ago

Cops are like a box of chocolates...

...they'll kill your dog.

      - Gorrest Fump
[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

The dog is going to die if peoples lives are on the line. Dog life < person life

[-] Seasoned_Greetings@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago

That typically requires an officer to determine if a life is actually at risk because of the dog. Call me crazy, but I don't think anyone who interprets a Chihuahua as a life risk needs to be serving on a swat team.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

Well those little dogs can be mean so it may be justified

[-] Seasoned_Greetings@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

Never thought I'd encounter someone who seriously proposed the "well little dogs might deserve to die too" argument. So congrats on that.

I hope you never serve on a force that encounters animals, because you're the type to justify shooting a dog after you've done it.

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago

You clearly haven't been around Tutsi when he gets upset.

[-] Seasoned_Greetings@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

"I shoot dogs when they get upset"

Yeah, we know buddy

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Our Chihuahua that's abnormally strong strong from steroids because of her Addison's disease has trouble getting out from under a weighted blanket.

Yeah, they can be loud assholes and they can break skin when they bite, but they can't take a squirrel in a fight. They're far from a life-threatening danger to armored kill teams.

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[-] elcheaponcod@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Your post has been removed. You can view the removed post here: https://lemmy.world/post/10492093

The reason he gave: Do not call for doxing mods of any forum.

Please note: This is automated, your reply will NOT be read

[-] elcheaponcod@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I suspect a mod has doxxed me. Why are the mods only allowed to dox?

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago
[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I suspect that you doxxed me. Why are you only allowed to dox?

[-] elcheaponcod@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Why are the mods allowed to comment on posts in a manner that displays that they know personal information about your daily activities and your online identity?

[-] markstos@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Did they share personal information or only prove that they know it?

[-] superduperenigma@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They didn't do either, you're responding to a paranoid schizophrenic. Their post and comment history are full of nonsense about being tracked, doxxed, and gangstalked.

[-] elcheaponcod@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It seems like this website is spying on me already. I've been getting swatted by a scorned Ex for a couple years now. Her friends create distractions and like to point fingers at Corporations and use them as shields.

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Nah, Amy doesn’t have anything to do with this.

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