"You look like you drop regular loot when eliminated".

When I was a kid another kid called me a dingleberry and I was devastated for days and wouldn't go outside.

Where did you buy your suit? At the toilet store?

My go-to is chump, because just imagine being called a chump. How could you ever recover.

This thread has been reported for hate crimes because of how mean these are.

This post should be marked NSFW. It was almost too much for me to bare.

You left out the best one: "crumbum"

Which way to the living without a brain seminar? Don't be late!

Diaper man… or Diaperman?

Half of these I seem to remember being used recently in US politics.

That nerd shakes fist

I'm a wimp and a coward. That's why I hired these sixteen union organizers to put you in the hospital. Watch out for the sniper.