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[-] Anarki_ 96 points 2 years ago
[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 45 points 2 years ago

It is false information with the aim of smearing Swedish sports and Sweden.

Is it? I was thinking they were so cool

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[-] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago

And of course there's a russian name under such bullshit. This is how they fabricate stories of legal animal and children brothels, and alike.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 46 points 2 years ago
[-] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Good old fashion drug enhanced sports

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Also the rest of the world... ๐Ÿ˜…

[-] joseandres42@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

We don't have drug commercials in the major part of the rest of the world.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I wasn't talking about the commercials lol

E: What, y'all think erectile dysfunction is exclusively a North American problem?

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 32 points 2 years ago

Not only that, but every train in Sweden goes somewhere called the slutstation.

[-] BruceTwarzen@kbin.social 23 points 2 years ago
[-] Klear@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

ITT: POV: Someone posted meme with No one:

[-] audiomodder 15 points 2 years ago

Finally something reddit is good for: the competitive circle jerk

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Do they have a losers bracket? Cause then I might have a shot.

[-] optissima@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Double elim

[-] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The important thing is not to win, but to take part.

[-] olafurp@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Does anyone know the rules or scoring criteria? Like is there extra for anal, rimming, multiple orgasm etc?

Not a joke comment, genuinely curios.

I think we're going to need a couple of different disciplines. Highest average pleasure would seem like an obvious one, but I would also like to see one related to conception efficiency.

[-] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I imagine the judging criteria would be based on positions and athleticism and aesthetics and all partners are mutually pleasured and reach climax.

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Great, another sport black guys will dominate in.

Edit: Getting down voted by the small peepee league.

[-] Strawberry 11 points 2 years ago

I misinterpreted this for a moment as sex and not sexual intercourse and was very confused

[-] Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I imagine it will be more like couples' skating than a 1 v 1 competition.

[-] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

I think i've read a hentai manga with this exact plot.

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago

if only it was finland so we could have competitive ranked gay sex

[-] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Last one to bleed wins

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 years ago
[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

Will they drug test?

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

This is already a thing at Burning Man

[-] ilikecoffee@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[-] SCB@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I'd be gold-ranked but my partner is always losing it for us.

Sex elo hell is real!

[-] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

The Olympic Fuckathalon is going to be my favorite sport

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

It's only natural, since everyone seems to be upset about the difficulty in casual and hobby circles

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Finally! A sport I'm confident I could be pro at.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

Are they having a solo category?

[-] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Finally! A spectator sport that isn't boring as hell.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

But is the competition in speed or endurance?

[-] Persen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Oh god, the second CPR.

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