Stepsister. So when I get a notification when I'm away from home that it's stuck, I giggle instead of raging

Mine is Rosie, the maid in the jetsons, cause it's the future and I have a cleaning robot.

Clean Latifah

Colonel Dustard

I know a bisexual woman who named hers Carpet Muncher.

We had a Shark brand bot named Shart.

Then we had to send it in for repair and for a newer model in return. Now we have Shartito.

Chaos

It's awesome when my 3 year old says "Hey Google start Chaos!".

Clean Elizabeth

I can't say it has one unless you mean unofficially in which case its probably "Seriously!?"

Geoff.

It's a dependable name.

Mine is Succ Boi

Optimus Grime

Mark Suckerberg

Hoover, because the British call vacuums Hoovers and also because J Edgar Hoover was a bottom feeding shitbag like my sharkvac was when my dog took a shit on the floor and it dragged shit in neat lines on the floor.

Since we have a vacuum and mop ours are Vac Bop and Mop Steady

Aang. He's an Airbender. The mop is Katara. The litter box is Toph.

I wasn't very creative, it's called Robbie.

Oooo I actually just got a new robot and named him S8AN, cause it's model is the S8, and who doesn't like to say Satan is mopping the kitchen ? My previous ones were Fernando and Fernandos (dos like 2 in Spanish, which I thought was pure genius ha). Fernandos is still in use, Fernando has been retired to robot heaven after a few years of diligent service. 🫡

Rosey

Fluffy. Ever since I was a kid, I wanted a killer robot and name it Fluffy. My parents never got me one, so once I hit midlife crisis I got myself a cleaning robot and named it Fluffy. At my age, I appreciate clean floors more than seeing the blood of my enemies.

Helper, like Venture Bros

Wesley Crusher

R2D2, and I have routines to start it with gogo gaget vaccum as a command.

Rosey, named after the robot maid from the Jetsons

Rocinante

Moe

Cause it's the cleaner in WALL-E

We have two.

Vac Morris and V.A.C Slater.

I'm not very clever, so my nearly useless Shark vacuum is named Baby Shark, but I'm going to steal one of these when I get a good one.

Hedgehog but nicknamed, so Hedgy. (It's in Hungarian. "Sün" is hedgehog, "süni" is the nickname. Yes, the nickname is actually longer but cuter in my language.)

Rusty McDusty

Kolanaki

(I don't have a robot and have to vacuum my self)

Scuba Steve and Dusty Dan

Gretha, because she cleans up my environment

Bilbo Bagger

Robit, mimicking how Zoidberg calls Bender sometimes

Does anyone feel these things suck? Not in a good way. I've had a hoover since i moved out after college 15 years ago. Dudes a beast. My wife wanted a robot we got maybe a year ago and it barely does it job at best. Constantly replacing parts, frequent disruptions, and got like 600 sq ft on our main floor to clean. Way too much work and when it does work it may get the top layer of dirt but it doesn't feel clean. I can spend 20 min vacuuming the whole house with my regular vacuum and it feels and smells clean for several days. I hope these robots get better but I'm not a fan right now.

Wheatley

My parents' is called Hair Brain (they have pets)

Sir Cleanalot

From The Dustinator to just Dusty now.