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submitted 8 months ago by Philo@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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[-] RickRussell_CA@lemmy.world 88 points 8 months ago

Oh, this is beyond meat, I assure you.

[-] ourob@discuss.tchncs.de 33 points 8 months ago

Impossible.

[-] FunderPants@lemmy.ca 43 points 8 months ago

When two vegans lose their tempeh they call it a sprout. You've probably heard it before, it sounds like "soy, you avin a sprout?". But don't worry, eventually they'll make peas.

[-] OmenAtom@lemmy.world 36 points 8 months ago

Lets just hope they still romaine friends

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 8 months ago

Lettuce come together and pray for peas.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 8 months ago

Vegans don't know kung fu.

They know To Fu.

[-] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago

Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef, That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him.

[-] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago

Tell your boyfriend if he STILL has beef that over time it's gonna give him heart disease.

[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Well since beef is not to be desired, sure, why not

[-] treble@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Later, we can make amends with a boof.

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

To overcome the beef, you squash it

[-] Fades@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

It’s not like they’re gonna eat it, so yeah?

[-] squiblet@kbin.social 4 points 8 months ago

It's a beet.

[-] markstos@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago
[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 1 points 8 months ago

They each think the other is literally seitan.

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 1 points 8 months ago

no. its impossible.

this post was submitted on 25 Dec 2023
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