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[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 75 points 10 months ago

Lith-away-nia

Leave-ia

Est-alone-ia

And my personal favourite:

Malta la vista

[-] brb@sh.itjust.works 61 points 10 months ago
[-] rambaroo@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago
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[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 34 points 10 months ago
[-] Wodge@lemmy.world 65 points 10 months ago

Ah yes, Canada, the famously European country that is a cornerstone of the European Union.

[-] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 10 months ago

🇦🇺Outstralia (One of the most european countries of course)

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

🏳️‍🌈LGBTQuit+

Lmao this sucks I'm sorry

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

🇳🇿 No Zealand.

[-] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 3 points 10 months ago

They compete in the Eurovision song contest, close enough.

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 21 points 10 months ago

Calm down guy. I was just having fun.

[-] krakenx@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

To be fair, the fact that Canada can't leave the EU was in the name.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Non-Canadaidate

[-] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Well yeah, they Can'tada join us.

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago

Do you know where Canada is?

I mean, it does own 100 hectares in France at the Vimy Monument, but that's not enough to be considered for EU membership.

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] tslnox@reddthat.com 29 points 10 months ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

I like how this list is implicitly aware that Germany is the lynchpin of the EU

[-] Cicraft@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Frankfout? Berlin't? Gernahny?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Ditchland

Allemagnope

Germanflee

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago
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[-] Darkraisisi@feddit.nl 20 points 10 months ago

Sadly we too already have a name for the Dutch (Netherlands) exit. The nexit.

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[-] tuda224@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

For Austria it's actually ÖXIT and sadly enough it's a thing.

[-] ahriboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 months ago

And DEXIT for Germany. I really hate AfD.

[-] FridayChad@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago
[-] PanPuszek@reddthat.com 16 points 10 months ago

It's not my original idea, but it definitely should be Polend.

[-] Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 10 months ago

🇵🇱 Poleout

[-] pmk@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 10 months ago

We've already decided on Svejsan if Sweden would ever try to leave. It doesn't translate well, but that's part of the spirit I guess.

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[-] moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 10 months ago

Adieu doesn't make sense in French. It's called Union Européenne.

People will use Frexit. The name speak for itself and whom is behind this ideology.

[-] rambaroo@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

The meme is very obviously made for English speakers. I'm not sure how you're taking it this seriously

[-] Stamets@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Bruh this is Lemmy. I dunno if you've noticed but EVERY meme post and joke post is filled with comments like this of people taking the joke completely seriously and getting whiny over it. Starting to just get pathetic.

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Because this is lemmy. "Ackshually..." is this places motto.

[-] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Adiue then?

[-] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago
[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

I would love to see Mexico try to leave the EU

[-] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

We left ìt during Pangea times

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[-] Aman9das@lemmus.org 6 points 10 months ago

What the hell

[-] CAVOK@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Any other country seriously considering leaving the EU?

I thought brexit was this titanic success of hindenburg-esque proportions and about as popular as a fart in a lift.

[-] ahriboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 months ago

Luxit, Exprus, Exituva

[-] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
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[-] dipshit@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Isle of man, I told you we really gotta leave!

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[-] HeavyDogFeet@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Withdrawsaw should obviously have been Goland and I won’t be taking any feedback.

[-] Phoeniqz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Rungary

Czexit

Novakia

Byeprus

Nullgaria

Roawaynia

Quituania

Farewellgium

[-] tslnox@reddthat.com 4 points 10 months ago

Czechout is better.

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[-] Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

For Austria either Ausstria or Austriaus?

[-] kraftpudding@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Österreichts

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[-] jmsy@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
[-] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
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