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[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 64 points 1 year ago

Honestly, I think vampires would have plenty of volunteers nowadays.

[-] LastYearsPumpkin@feddit.ch 35 points 1 year ago

Really depends on the rules vampires exist under.

I'm guessing some people wouldn't care and just want in, but there are quite a few vampire mythologies that would be a really awful existence.

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Fr. In most interpretations vampires are undead, beings that lose all the joy of living, no warmth, no taste except for blood, inability to have kids or sex, being weak to the sun/running water/garlic/holy ground, being unable to enter any residence without being invited, having to sleep in coffin with dirt from where you are born (which means you can't travel without bringing a whole ass coffin with you). Being a vampire would suck, now a daywalker tho....

[-] cmhickman358@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

All existence is awful, but if you were a vampire you would get to wear a neat cape

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Ay, nobody's stopping you!

[-] Itd4n@ani.social 4 points 1 year ago
[-] CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

You're not doing a good job of turning me away ಠ_ಠ

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Grounded vampire mythos is suspiciously similar to the symptoms of rabies.

If you get Form Of Mist, though, I'm in.

[-] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago

Walking on ceiling, though. If I can get that, I'd say yes, too.

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

If that's a symptom of rabies then Harper Lee undersold it.

[-] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

It might be, but most rabies patients are probably too terrified of dying and water to try it out.

[-] wsweg@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago

I highly recommend the show “What We Do in the Shadows.” It sort of covers this

[-] Lunachocken@iusearchlinux.fyi 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My friend complains it's awful but watches with me anyway and laughs

[-] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago

I always say being awful does not equal being non-enjoyable. It seems your friend agrees.

[-] gerbler@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That's a good friend

[-] SaintWacko@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

I love that show so much. Bat!

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

Finally a chance to clear my games and books backlog

[-] OnlyTakesLs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Me in '06/07.

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 61 points 1 year ago

So you say your Dracula died and came back to life? And you drink his blood during religious service in his honor?

[-] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 year ago

Yes but it's human blood that we anoint and gets spiritually converted to Dracula blood.

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 60 points 1 year ago
[-] qarbone@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago

"Ye- oh! Ha. Nice try, bite guy."

[-] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 6 points 1 year ago

"I D K, Can You Come In?"

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 year ago

"Never invite a vampire into your home, you silly boy, it renders you powerless."

[-] Blizzard@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 year ago

This is brilliant!

[-] Exusia@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

And that is how I came to be a vampire thunder crash

[-] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 8 points 1 year ago
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