It can't be that cold, they're naked except for the hats!

Your kids warm and safe and comfortable in your balls bro, Im getting real jealous rn fr fe

Temperature translation for non-Americans:

70°F ≈ 21.1°C
50°F = 10°C
20°F ≈ -6.7°C

Separation. Kevin Bacon wanted nothing to do with this.

This will be especially true once Alaska becomes warm enough to support a jungle.

I can't remember where I first read it but I've agreed with it ever since: "My retirement plan is dying in the potable water riots."

Where's the water going to go? It's in the water cycle, if anything is going to rain a lot more and a lot more violently, and in areas it shouldn't be raining.

If it's contaminated we should be fine collecting and stiling rain water.

"Water is a rare and precious resource" when not talking about habitats, is a silly hyper capitalist argument meant to stoke fear and panic purchases.

Great. Thanks. Now I can't get the image of Kevin Costner pissing into a funnel out of my head.

But this is clearly written from the perspective of someone who lives in a climate that used to be solidly below freezing all through the winter months in the northern hemisphere. Now snow seems like a distant memory from childhood.

21°C/70°F is a normal winter temperature where I'm from in the southern hemisphere 🥲

And right now it's summer... let's put it this way, lately it's been over 40°C/104°F for so many weeks in a row that, when temperatures dipped to 33°C/91°F, it felt cold... and to think it's only going to get worse going forward @_@

The crazy part is I have friends who are well aware that the world is completely fucked and they are still making new children.

The German equivalent of JustStopOil is called the Last Generation (or letzte Generation). The official name is like the last generation that can hold up climate crises, but the implication is clear

Yeah I never expected a nice day in December to bring such existential dread.

"The slowly comprehending of the ending of it all."

It was okay at best lol.