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Uproar as after-school Satan club forms at Tennessee elementary school (www.theguardian.com)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by roastedDeflator@kbin.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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Community members in a Tennessee school district want to banish Satan from their children’s halls after the formation of a new club was announced.

The After School Satan Club (ASSC) wants to establish a branch in Chimneyrock elementary school in the Memphis-Shelby county schools (MSCS) district.

Cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/9594849

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[-] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 69 points 2 years ago

It’s so funny seeing Cristians protest against these clubs that they don’t understand, and the best part is they can’t do shit.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 57 points 2 years ago

Sorry (not sorry), Christians - religious freedom means freedom to practice ALL religions. This is categorically a constitutional matter, and you do not have a legal recourse to halt this (nor should you).

[-] CoolMatt@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Which especially funny because it's part of the same religion, just the "other side"

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 52 points 2 years ago

Godspeed

[-] PeachMan@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago

Satanspeed?

[-] Wodge@lemmy.world 56 points 2 years ago

Beelzebubboost?

[-] RIPandTERROR 50 points 2 years ago

Beelzeboost

[-] Nougat@kbin.social 21 points 2 years ago

Accelmodeus

[-] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 2 years ago

Baal Out

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

666th gear

[-] Mok98@feddit.it 12 points 2 years ago

Mephistophelocity

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Bearer of Lightspeed

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago

You split the thread, dividing reality into two! Who knows what will happen now!

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Two Satans? Double the speed?

[-] Wodge@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

DOUBLEHECK

[-] Mok98@feddit.it 5 points 2 years ago

Satanyoooom

[-] rmuk@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago

You divided the thread, splitting reality into two! Now who knows what will happen!

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 2 years ago

Better than an after-school christian club ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] athos77@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago

Well, the reason for the after school Satan club was that they had a pre school Christian club.

[-] r00ty@kbin.life 8 points 2 years ago

Breakfast with God, dinner with the Devil!

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

How most Christians naturally react through the day due to coping mechanisms that rely on a being that isn't real and can do nothing for you lol.

[-] Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago

Yeah, and I'd wager it's better than an after-school christian club.

[-] Moops@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago

"Freedom of religion!

... As long as it's ours"

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Yes, it is indeed their religion they are protesting.

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 years ago

The whole idea behind it is pretty genius. Metaphorically speaking, the only people that think there's a supernatural devil behind this club is because they want to shove their belief in their Gods into schools. If one must exist in schools then so must the other.

[-] eighthourlunch@kbin.social 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

LOL! Good luck with that. You invited me in. I'm not going anywhere. 😈

[-] BeakersBunsen@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 years ago

Totally read that as Santa and was confused why 1 they made a Santa club and 2 why people were so angry to ban it. Either way bunch of haters and need to be more tolerant like their Jesus was

[-] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

To be fair, in both cases the situation would have been the same: An after-school club with a fictional mascot taken from Christian mythology, protested BY Christians who are ironically the only ones to actually believe that said mascot exists IRL.

[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Lucifer would be proud.

[-] Magister@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

ASS~c~

[-] Aatube@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

Already posted

https://kbin.social/m/nottheonion@lemmy.world/t/703226/After-School-Satan-Club-at-MSCS-elementary-school-causes-controversy

[-] roastedDeflator@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

I realised there was another article on the topic, a couple of hours I posted this one. Initially I thought of deleting it but since it was from another outlet, I didn't after all. I just upvoted the first one.

Will be more careful next time.

[-] Otherwise_Direction7@monyet.cc 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Damn, the new Hate Die: School Satanic Project TV adaptation looks pretty legit ngl

/joking

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