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In the first day they sent out flyers, the After School Satan Club already has three students signed up for the new year.

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[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 80 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Bless the After School Satan (ASS) club 🤣 👹

Edit: such a sweet piece of naming it brings a tear to my eye 🍑🫏💦

[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago

Motto: "Come to school for a piece of ASS!"

... I feel bad about writing that.

[-] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 17 points 2 years ago

"We have room in our ASS for everyone!"

[-] Benign@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago
[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

You make ASS whole!

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Why? Its fun(ny)

Get your fill at/in the ASS club is funnier

[-] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I'm pretty sure that's the recruiting theme for Christian school teachers.

[-] ieightpi@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago

I think all religion is absolutely dumb and superstitious, but I give satanism a pass for the sake of essentially trolling what is considered normal religious standards.

[-] Khanzarate@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago

satanic temple doesn't believe in satan anyway, they're solid.

[-] kellyaster@kbin.social 44 points 2 years ago

“I just happened to look in my emails and see the letter from the principal coming through saying that it was coming to Chimneyrock," Kincaid said. "I'm about to come unglued right now.”

I'm trying to picture what this looks like. She's on the verge of throwing a temper tantrum over this, which is hilarious and to be honest really sad. These people need to grow up and get over themselves.

Also, why are only grandparents quoted in this article? Is there not enough conservative millennial rage in Tennessee to meet their quota?

[-] Syo@kbin.social 11 points 2 years ago

Probably worked to death on two jobs, incoherent when interviewed.

[-] penguinsAreRapists@lemmy.world 39 points 2 years ago
[-] bedrooms@kbin.social 30 points 2 years ago

After School Satan Club is an alternative to the evangelical clubs that are in thousands of schools across the United States

This is the way.

[-] Syo@kbin.social 13 points 2 years ago

ASS... All the cool kids are doing it.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago
[-] kescusay@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

I mean, "after school Satan club" definitely sounds like something the Onion would come up with to make fun of the satanic panic Christian types.

[-] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

That's fair. I've been following them for a while, so it doesn't seem strange to me, but I can see what you mean.

[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago

This is correct.

[-] Chozo@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago

Ave Satanas!

this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023
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