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[-] cicadagen@ani.social 85 points 11 months ago

Now gotta wear the clown suit during his therapy session and peek from window. Let him suffer for his whole life ᕙ⁠༼⁠◕⁠ ⁠ᴥ⁠ ⁠◕⁠༽⁠ᕗ

[-] moog@lemm.ee 64 points 11 months ago

"Ask his mom if I can babysit him" is this not weird....?

[-] kromem@lemmy.world 131 points 11 months ago

Details don't really matter for made up stories.

[-] halvar@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago

You like telling kids Santa doesn't exist, don't you?

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 6 months ago

That's the best part of being a mall Santa.

[-] DeepFriedDresden@kbin.social 98 points 11 months ago

Believe it or not, some uncles actually enjoy spending time with their nieces and nephews, and parents like to have a break from raising their children. It's amazing what can happen when your family is barely functional

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago

My nieces and nephews are some of my favorite people ever.

[-] ChexMax@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

It's not that weird. I offer to babysit somewhat regularly. I miss my nephews, and my sister / brother-in-law get a date night. Win win

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

Why would it be? It's your brother or sisters kid, should be extremely normal to babysit them. What's in your mind that makes it weird?

[-] Igloojoe@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

Writing on the wall in your siblings' house not wierd too...

[-] redhydride@lemmy.ml 21 points 11 months ago

That is one hell of a way to develop clown trauma

[-] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 18 points 11 months ago

"My nephew was being a brat, so I emotionally traumatized him"

[-] rustydomino@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Boogie’s brother Homie don’t play dat.

this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2023
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