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[-] uriel238 19 points 1 year ago

In the spirit of Agatha Christie cozies I've noticed as a technique of masking having a couple of distinct character traits puts others at ease, so I'm the guy in a cat tee who really likes coffee, and if that's all I am then I'm less likely to be the killer.

Contrast a quiet but large goblin who is nervous and uncomfortable in social situations.

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

Alright there buddy. So how many people have you killed so far?

[-] uriel238 5 points 1 year ago

If you have to ask then you're no detective.

[-] LordAmplifier@pawb.social 4 points 1 year ago

238, it's right in their name

[-] uriel238 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

²³⁸U killed far more than 238 people. Probably more than ²³⁵U.

Grrr. Liftoff doesn't support superscript... Thanks, Unicode!

[-] bleistift2@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago

More like: “This weird hat and long beard must suffice for the first two years of our relationship.”

[-] 1847953620@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

can't get over how fucked up his hand is

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

All beards need a comb

[-] TheAuthor_13@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

He had no personality looong before it was cool

[-] IBSshitposter 10 points 1 year ago

this is amishphobic

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Y'all just jealous of my weird hat

[-] ichmagrum@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I mean, you could do a lot worse than "the guy with the hat and beard" ...

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

You could also do better, "three foot five guy with a cat and a bucket of seed".

[-] Smorty 1 points 1 year ago

Ew. Yes you could do better then that

[-] Sir_Fridge@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

"the guy with the mutilated left hand"

[-] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Doesn't apply to me. I also have a nose ring.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Ok that's just fancy

[-] tslnox@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago

If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in three hundred years.

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