In the spirit of Agatha Christie cozies I've noticed as a technique of masking having a couple of distinct character traits puts others at ease, so I'm the guy in a cat tee who really likes coffee, and if that's all I am then I'm less likely to be the killer.

Contrast a quiet but large goblin who is nervous and uncomfortable in social situations.

More like: “This weird hat and long beard must suffice for the first two years of our relationship.”

can't get over how fucked up his hand is

He had no personality looong before it was cool

this is amishphobic

Y'all just jealous of my weird hat

I mean, you could do a lot worse than "the guy with the hat and beard" ...

Doesn't apply to me. I also have a nose ring.

If you come to visit you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in three hundred years.