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[-] BornVolcano@lemmy.world 78 points 2 years ago

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[An image depicting one thousand and twenty-four light blue 13.7 ounce cans of 'Heinz Beanz' brand baked beans in tomato sauce arranged in a thirty-two by thirty-two rectangle on a white background. The image quality makes the words on the can impossible to make out and very blurry.]


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[-] uranibaba@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Thanks, visiting this post 10 months later with no image, the post made no sense.

[-] Chocrates@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

It's been beans for days, what did I miss? How did we start this?

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 18 points 2 years ago

We didn't start the beaning. It's been always streaming since we've been being.

[-] solidgrue@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Pinto, Chick pea, Cannelloni, Lima bean
Kidney, Lentil, Red, Pink, White, Brown, Green bean
Fava bean, Soy Bean, Mung Bean, Navy Bean
Fayot, Spanish Tolon-a-sa

Great Northern, Borlotti, Split Yellow (also Green)
Anasazi, Butter Beans, Marrot, Moth Pigeon Pea

LUPINI! BENGALI! IT'S BEANS ALL DAY ON LEMMY!

... We didn’t start the beaning. It’s been always streaming since we’ve been being.

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 4 points 2 years ago

You did a better job than Fall Out Boy, so congrats.

[-] Rachelhazideas 17 points 2 years ago

This is where it ends right?

[-] TRBoom@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave... of beans. So now, less than five hours later, you can sort by hot in Lemmy and look West, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high sauce mark — that place where the beans finally broke, and rolled back.

[-] ashley@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago

It’s bean fun.

Though, I have seen a couple get 2k+ so maybe not yet

[-] ashley@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

Alright yeah maybe this is where it ends

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 9 points 2 years ago
[-] hemmes@vlemmy.net 4 points 2 years ago

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

[-] Possible_EmuWrangler@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago
[-] moosetwin@lemmy.fmhy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

google en passant

[-] Nittick@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago
[-] Rakoonz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[-] Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev 7 points 2 years ago

this is turning into reddit again

[-] Perfide@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago

Eh, I'm ok with this for now. The higher this can go is ever more a testament to lemmy's growth.

[-] Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev 1 points 2 years ago

the most upvoted post of all time is literally just a can of beans

[-] michael@possumpat.io 7 points 2 years ago

It’s still possible!

[-] deezbutts@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Number of beans*

[-] fzacq9td@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
[-] NutsGate@feddit.nl 7 points 2 years ago

64 kilobeans

[-] tRFRmrNe8Nj2Kimc@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Fuck yes I like where this is going

[-] dojjah@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Impressed! I really didn’t think we’d get past 512

[-] 1st@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

1024 upvotes for you friend

[-] TheTeaMonster@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I dunno man, have you thought maybe the world doesn't deserve that many beans?

[-] Jarvis2323@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago

Sitting at 1022. I regret that I only have one vote to give

[-] faltuuser@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Where is the new bean post?

[-] svahnen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[-] faltuuser@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Thank you. Judging by the upvotes sadly it seems like I would not be able to make the same comment on the linked post.

[-] OctopusKurwa@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Holy fuck what an achievement

[-] hemmes@vlemmy.net 3 points 2 years ago

I do love counting in binary!

[-] WrittenOnMyiPhone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

double EET!!!

[-] YouShutYoMouf@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

The people have spoken. Give us what we need!!

[-] lem_dart@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Spawn more beanssssss.

[-] othermark@geddit.social 2 points 2 years ago

It’s beans all the way down.

[-] calebcharles@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago
[-] hemmes@vlemmy.net 2 points 2 years ago
[-] johnofthesea@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Will you eat them?

[-] Chonk@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Why it's so difficult?

[-] OrdinaryFantasy@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Holy ~~rice~~ BEAN

[-] Goose@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago
[-] CaptManiac@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I put it at 440.

[-] Owl_Master@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

Grampa grampa! Tell us the story of Lemmy again. Pleaseee.

"Beans ... Beans everywhere..."

STOP! ✋

never stop

[-] Pantsofmagic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

GIVE ME ALL THE BEANS

[-] kubijoe@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago
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