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Cat Boy Rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 1 year ago by Mr_Mofu to c/196
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[-] kittykittycatboys 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

if u dont want him, can i have 🥺 👉👈 ?

[-] bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

i think catboys should do more cat stuff, like kneading and scratching furniture and stretching and meowing at night while youre tryin to have some sleeps

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 1 year ago

They do tend to be up at 3am, screaming loudly and running around the house.

[-] Blackout@kbin.social 9 points 1 year ago

You can just say cat boyfriend

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I imagine something like this trainwreck of a movie

[-] Amro@kbin.social 5 points 1 year ago

@Mr_Mofu Why did you allow him to shit on the table in the first place? Litterbox!

[-] uriel238 5 points 1 year ago

My sweetie Twister liked to knock things off my desk, so I would line up a row of harmless plastic toys (old pillbottles in my case) along one edge of the desk for her to tip off. Eventually, she figured out those were the safe things to tip.

Also ping-pong balls at the top of the stairs. I'd gather the ones at the bottom whenever I returned home.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That's not me, I swear.

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