@Early_To_Risa It's a rather elaborate way to offer a free parking space, bro

@DougHolland "Lo and behold! The AI Overlords granted the peaceful extra fingers to pick up the Bacon of Peace! As it was written!"

@MyPornViewingAccount From personal experience I can assure you, a tick bite enlarges the penis but is not permanent. And because of the risk of Lyme's disease it is dangerous. Did I mention painful?

@Synthead We are having guests over. Get out the good soldering iron!

@itslilith Congrats. I hope everyone is onboard.

@negativenull I need a website to tell me who I am... I don't trust myself .... Aaaargh, like Boimler.
I'm Boimler. Tell me I'm not Boimler. Come on.
Guys?

@churrundo It's on Google Maps and still men act like they're the first to find it.

@return2ozma It's pronounced "bouquet" ! Emmer means bucket in dutch.

@Masimatutu "NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! EXCOMMUNICATE! EXCOMMUNICATE! EXCOMMUNICATE!"

@federalreverse Eindlich mall Kinder die nicht der ganzen Zeit auf ihrem Handy kucken.

@Martineski

• Yes, I'm moving to the apartment in the corner.
• You mean on the corner?
• No.

@spiderkle So, do you want to be paid in pressed latinum or oppressed latinum?