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[-] Raine_Wolf@lemm.ee 103 points 2 years ago

PSA: For maximum hygiene, close the lid BEFORE you flush.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 71 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

closes lid

Sits down

Shits on lid

Flushes

[-] Raine_Wolf@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Dad, you're drunk!

[-] bratosch@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Taking 'Upper decker' to the next level

[-] cor315@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

But then how am I supposed to look at my poop swirling down the drain?

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[-] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago

Mythbusters found it makes no difference in the spread of fecal matter. Toilet lids aren't perfect seals.

[-] SmoothIsFast@citizensgaming.com 7 points 2 years ago

Not how it works, sorry to tell you. In fact, putting the lid down means you are keeping those particles airborne for another 11 minutes or so due to increased pressure with the lid down.

[-] shplane@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Do you have a source? I googled it and every site listed said you should close the lid. The only one that didn't was the New York Post, which is a famously inaccurate and overly contrarian news source.

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[-] lambda@programming.dev 52 points 2 years ago

I always flush with the lid down. Keeps less in the air.

[-] SmoothIsFast@citizensgaming.com 13 points 2 years ago

Hate to break it to you, toilets aren't airtight. The particles go right out the side and tend to last longer in the air when the lid is down. It's creates a reduction in visible particles as it seems the lid causes bigger particles to form so ergo less "visible particles" but they are just bigger and last longer for some reason versus the smaller ones. As has been demonstrated by the Mythbusters and many other studies, the biggest factor is having proper ventilation otherwise your gonna find shit particles everywhere regardless of if you close the lid or not.

[-] voidMainVoid@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Every source I can find says that closing the lid is better.

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[-] Dabundis@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

The reduced airspeed of the shit particles thanks to the closed lid slows the buildup of shit particles on bathroom surfaces enough for my regular cleaning to be sufficient

[-] SmoothIsFast@citizensgaming.com 7 points 2 years ago

The closed lid increases air speed, not decreases it as you create a higher build up of pressure 🤦‍♂️

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[-] Mobiuthuselah@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

That's not making sense to me. Would you be willing to find your sources? Larger particles would not spend more time in the air as far as I know. It's almost like you're claiming it's better to sneeze wild straight out everywhere instead of into your elbow, handkerchief, or tissue.

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[-] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 51 points 2 years ago

Flushing after closing the lid is actually hygienic.

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[-] variants_of_concern@lemmy.one 48 points 2 years ago

Plus if you drop anything in the bathroom and the lid is up it's ending up in the toilet, learned that one morning when I was about to brush my teeth, that's when I became a dedicated kid closer

[-] kn33@lemmy.world 63 points 2 years ago

dedicated kid closer

"Listen, I just know you're going to love this play set; and what a deal you're getting on it, too!"

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[-] jopepa@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago

Plus, it’s more mysterious and potentially surprising.

[-] Send_me_nude_girls@feddit.de 10 points 2 years ago

Yeah that coworker who never removes his stains loves to make people focus on it.

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[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 37 points 2 years ago

If you don't shut the lid before you flush it sends poopoo peee particles flying around the bathroom onto your toothbrush

[-] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 years ago

Mythbusters found it makes virtually no difference, and lid down can actually make particles go further due to the pressure forcing them through a smaller gap.

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 11 points 2 years ago
[-] liztliss@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Please look this up for yourself- these responses are sus

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[-] liztliss@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

What episode was this? I can only find evidence of the opposite of what you're claiming here

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[-] Caesium@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago

I close the lid because otherwise my cat will drink out of the toilet

[-] rustyriffs@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Seat AND lid go down, always, no exceptions. Other than having a fundamental redesign of the entire structure, this is the only correct solution.

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[-] Gabu@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

I truly don't understand how this is a thing at all... Takes less than a second to open the lid, why would you not close it by default?

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago

Get one of those non-slamming lids and it's too easy to knock if down while flushing. It's half closed as you leave the room.

[-] geogle@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

Only downside is when you're at a friend's place and realize too late that they don't have such an awesome amenity. You end up being the toilet slamming asshole, yet again.

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[-] Matriks404@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Only at 25 I have learned I am supposed to close the lid, no one ever said anything about that before in my life. Now I am always doing it.

[-] XbSuper@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Not humour, just facts.

[-] Eww@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago

Just automate it and get a Japanese Bidet that opens and closes automatically. Problem solved.

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[-] xantoxis@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Best reason to close the lid: The things you do in the toilet smell. Lid keeps the smells from spreading.

[-] remotelove@lemmy.ca 24 points 2 years ago
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[-] June@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

You also are allowed to flush when you put the toilet seat down, as is evidenced in the diagram.

[-] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago

This is how I needed this dilemma explained to me.

[-] kworpy@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

Yes I always leave it closed if it has a tank

[-] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Real pros streamline and take off the seat and lid altogether.

[-] ShittyEdits@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 2 years ago

Quit ya bitching and roll the math.

Some stand to pee. Some sit to pee. everyone sits to shit. In a mixed gender household the seat gets most use down.

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