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[-] Fleur__@lemmy.world 137 points 1 year ago

girl asks him why he's mad, he gets mad. You were played son

[-] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Any girl who would take the initiative to say something like this to a guy is into him. If she wasn't, she wouldn't have been vocal about it, she would have just properly avoided him.

[-] Star 76 points 1 year ago

Absolutely not. Women are people the same way men are. We ask stupid questions that we didn't think through purely out of curiosity, and then realize how rude it was on the drive home just like you do.

She may be, but if she is, that's a godawful opener. I have 0 rizz but something like 'I like your shoes' or w/e is never hard to pull.

[-] Master@lemm.ee 37 points 1 year ago

I think you got it. Time to pull out the the dress fedora and ask er out!

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[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 36 points 1 year ago

a real lady's man right here...

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 year ago

Holy shit there are a lot of incels here.

[-] Anamana@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No. It's just an equivalent to 'why don't you smile? You look so beautiful when you do'

[-] HandBreadedTools@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

You're just wrong lol. Asking someone why they don't smile more is fucking patronizing. Asking why someone looks angry all the time is about asking to learn more about them, as they have genuine interest in the person.

Do you honestly think a woman would ask a man why they look angry all the time if they genuinely believed the man was simply angry?

[-] Anamana@feddit.de 7 points 1 year ago

Both can be patronizing.

Do you honestly think a woman would ask a man why they look angry all the time if they genuinely believed the man was simply angry?

And yeah, why not?

[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 54 points 1 year ago

If you walk around work looking mad all the time people think you’re busy and leave you alone. Win win.

[-] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Ah, yes, the Costanza method

[-] A_Toasty_Strudel@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I see you, my rbf brother.

[-] notapantsday@feddit.de 37 points 1 year ago

Some people just don't know how to start a conversation and will say anything that comes to their head.

[-] li10@feddit.uk 31 points 1 year ago

Or, they’ll be like the OP and just ignore a new coworker entirely and never even say hello, which is also kinda rude and makes people think you’re mad all the time.

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 year ago

maybe they're introverted and want to avoid small talk? can't blame them

[-] li10@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago

Sure, but it’s still kinda rude and makes people think they’re unfriendly, even if they don’t mean it that way.

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago

is it really rude to just exist

[-] rifugee@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I guess fuck me for being shy, right? How rude and selfish of me to just keep my head down and do my job.

[-] jigsaw250@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Same. Outside from a quick hello (and I mean quick) to people I've deemed friendly, I'll only talk if the job I'm doing demands it. I won't be rude if someone asks me something, but the answer will also be quick and to the point.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Or maybe they have no opportunity to interact with the new coworker.

[-] meliaesc@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

She took an opportunity to walk by, OP could have done that on the first day.

[-] HorseWithNoName@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I mean, she also apparently hadn't said anything up to that point.

[-] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Maybe because I don’t have to meet and greet every person in the building?

[-] fauxerious@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

some people are just really good at masking

[-] roguetrick@kbin.social 22 points 1 year ago
[-] H1jAcK@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Because I'm angry all the time

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Maybe some case of resting bitch face?

[-] sverit@feddit.de 19 points 1 year ago

"I hate it here"

[-] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

A lot of people in here are the weirdos at work, it seems. Just say hello to new people and get it over with. Actually, you dont even need to say hello. Just not and smile.

[-] Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Narcissistic will NEVER give up conceding any irrelevance of their ego.

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[-] Franzia 9 points 1 year ago

I think they just both have different types of autism

[-] Marsey_Enjoyer@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Rare 'zellig gemerald on the lemmy

[-] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Next time with Anon: "Never does anybody talk to me or show any interest in me! Also people discriminate against me, just because I am awkward in conversations!"

[-] figaro@lemdro.id 4 points 1 year ago
[-] bash@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 year ago

That's a shitty way to flirt

[-] force@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

beats the shit out of you, steals your wallet, and calls you racial slurs

ohh he's just flirting that's how boys flirt

you know not every time a woman interacts with a random guy is flirting

stabs you in the throat, eats your sandwich, burns your home "oh that must mean they're into you"

this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2023
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