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[-] Fleur__@lemmy.world 137 points 2 years ago

girl asks him why he's mad, he gets mad. You were played son

[-] Supervisor194@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

Any girl who would take the initiative to say something like this to a guy is into him. If she wasn't, she wouldn't have been vocal about it, she would have just properly avoided him.

[-] Star 76 points 2 years ago

Absolutely not. Women are people the same way men are. We ask stupid questions that we didn't think through purely out of curiosity, and then realize how rude it was on the drive home just like you do.

She may be, but if she is, that's a godawful opener. I have 0 rizz but something like 'I like your shoes' or w/e is never hard to pull.

[-] Master@lemm.ee 37 points 2 years ago

I think you got it. Time to pull out the the dress fedora and ask er out!

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[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 36 points 2 years ago

a real lady's man right here...

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 years ago

Holy shit there are a lot of incels here.

[-] Anamana@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No. It's just an equivalent to 'why don't you smile? You look so beautiful when you do'

[-] HandBreadedTools@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

You're just wrong lol. Asking someone why they don't smile more is fucking patronizing. Asking why someone looks angry all the time is about asking to learn more about them, as they have genuine interest in the person.

Do you honestly think a woman would ask a man why they look angry all the time if they genuinely believed the man was simply angry?

[-] Anamana@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

Both can be patronizing.

Do you honestly think a woman would ask a man why they look angry all the time if they genuinely believed the man was simply angry?

And yeah, why not?

[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 54 points 2 years ago

If you walk around work looking mad all the time people think you’re busy and leave you alone. Win win.

[-] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Ah, yes, the Costanza method

[-] A_Toasty_Strudel@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I see you, my rbf brother.

[-] notapantsday@feddit.de 37 points 2 years ago

Some people just don't know how to start a conversation and will say anything that comes to their head.

[-] li10@feddit.uk 31 points 2 years ago

Or, they’ll be like the OP and just ignore a new coworker entirely and never even say hello, which is also kinda rude and makes people think you’re mad all the time.

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 19 points 2 years ago

maybe they're introverted and want to avoid small talk? can't blame them

[-] li10@feddit.uk 4 points 2 years ago

Sure, but it’s still kinda rude and makes people think they’re unfriendly, even if they don’t mean it that way.

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 years ago

is it really rude to just exist

[-] rifugee@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I guess fuck me for being shy, right? How rude and selfish of me to just keep my head down and do my job.

[-] jigsaw250@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Same. Outside from a quick hello (and I mean quick) to people I've deemed friendly, I'll only talk if the job I'm doing demands it. I won't be rude if someone asks me something, but the answer will also be quick and to the point.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Or maybe they have no opportunity to interact with the new coworker.

[-] meliaesc@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

She took an opportunity to walk by, OP could have done that on the first day.

[-] HorseWithNoName@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I mean, she also apparently hadn't said anything up to that point.

[-] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Maybe because I don’t have to meet and greet every person in the building?

[-] fauxerious@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

some people are just really good at masking

[-] roguetrick@kbin.social 22 points 2 years ago
[-] H1jAcK@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Because I'm angry all the time

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Maybe some case of resting bitch face?

[-] sverit@feddit.de 19 points 2 years ago

"I hate it here"

[-] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

A lot of people in here are the weirdos at work, it seems. Just say hello to new people and get it over with. Actually, you dont even need to say hello. Just not and smile.

[-] Chakravanti@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Narcissistic will NEVER give up conceding any irrelevance of their ego.

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[-] Franzia 9 points 2 years ago

I think they just both have different types of autism

[-] Marsey_Enjoyer@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Rare 'zellig gemerald on the lemmy

[-] ParsnipWitch@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

Next time with Anon: "Never does anybody talk to me or show any interest in me! Also people discriminate against me, just because I am awkward in conversations!"

[-] figaro@lemdro.id 4 points 2 years ago
[-] bash@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 years ago

That's a shitty way to flirt

[-] force@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

beats the shit out of you, steals your wallet, and calls you racial slurs

ohh he's just flirting that's how boys flirt

you know not every time a woman interacts with a random guy is flirting

[-] snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago

stabs you in the throat, eats your sandwich, burns your home "oh that must mean they're into you"

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