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submitted 10 months ago by NotSpez@lemm.ee to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

I’ll start. Non serious answers also welcome

  1. Linux (Linux)

  2. FOSS or die

  3. Video content should have been text

  4. Not caring a LOT about privacy makes you a non-lemmy normie

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[-] lvxferre@lemmy.ml 110 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

5. We don't talk about Reddit here. Except when we do.
6. [De]federation is srs bizniz.
7. Seize the means of ~~production~~ computation.
8. People from that instance over there are bad.

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[-] leraje 93 points 10 months ago
  1. If you get kicked from an instance, upon joining a new instance, make your first post a furious comment on the admins/mods/hivemind of the instance that kicked you, completely forgetting we can all see the modlog.
[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Can you show it to me for me+Lemmy.ML im legit curious about why they put a pin in me. I have zero pride about me/it despite my recent post concerning same. I'm judt pissed i nvr found out what did it but I'm curious/desirous of finding out and Lemmy can hold my feet to the fire Re:holding myself accountable if its a real reason and not some of the ideological bullcrap they've been accused of

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[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 84 points 10 months ago

Firefox: yes.

Chrome: no.

Brave: lord no.

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[-] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 79 points 10 months ago

Your YouTube link should have been a Piped link but it's okay.

You're free to enjoy the lemmit.online content, but don't interact with it or you will appear confused.

Don't stress about upvotes/downvotes-- They're even more made up here than usual.

Never pass up an opportunity to bitch about ads, Chrome, Reddit, capitalism, Arch users, streaming services, or your favorite Lemmy client.

Do not attempt the Picard Maneuver unless you're sure you know what you're doing.

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[-] kewwwi@lemmy.world 70 points 10 months ago

can we be the internet community that doesn't pretend we're a tight knit group with injokes and 'right' opinions?

there's already enough of those and I hate navigating their dumb shit.

[-] NotSpez@lemm.ee 35 points 10 months ago

Sure, that can be a new unwritten rule ;)

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[-] XbSuper@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

It's a bit late for that. It's already everywhere, and it's terrible.

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[-] sock@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

yeah those unwritten rules are why i hardly want to tell anyone about this site. its a bunch of comp sci nerds that finally have a platform to talk to be mildly social

and the humor is very par for course of compsci nerds. dumb, contrived, an obscure reference with a random jpeged gif in the background, etc. not funny.

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[-] muse@kbin.social 55 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

18: Don't feed the tankies
19: if you didn't like Star Trek before, go to Risa and count the lights till you do

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[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 48 points 10 months ago

Linux is bloat, I'm training the ants in a giant maze, got Doom running on it last weekend.

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

Future Oscar winning movie Barbie is the only permitted commercial interest on Lemmy.

[-] NotSpez@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago

And the occasional Wolf of Wallstreet plug, if we mention Margot Robbie’s nude scene

[-] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago

Suspiciously named user, I literally plug all of my movies on this social media platform. Except the first Suicide Squad. And Terminal.

Also, that's esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie to you!

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[-] Blackout@kbin.social 36 points 10 months ago
  • no fucking swearing
  • no paying for content if it can be pirated
  • cats are our overlords
[-] hungryphrog 16 points 10 months ago

Bend the knee to cats, the only true masters of humanity! (and also download a fucking car)

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[-] Globulart@lemmy.world 35 points 10 months ago

This mentality is why lemmy has been haemorrhaging users since the July reddit migration.

You guys are some seriously judgmental bellends a lot of the time.

I don't use Linux because I want my life to be simple, I use lots of Foss and lots of non Foss because I want my life to be simple. I'm glad others care enough about privacy to fight for it because that's a demonstrably good thing in the world, but I just want a simple life and don't honestly care if I'm getting tailored ads and Amazon are listening to my inane kitchen conversations.

I don't want to support reddit but you guys (ironically) make it much much harder to leave when there is next to no acceptance here for anyone who's not a Linux expert who pushes for communism and has never used a Google product in their life.

I know I know, I'm everything that's wrong with the world :) x

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago

You objectively need to lighten up. This WAS supposed to be a fun post and you've unintentionally (good faith interpretation) sowed discord here where it wasn't otherwise palpable.

No offense guy, I want you here as much as anyone but this isn't Lemmy.Fucking.ML, c'mon man

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[-] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 33 points 10 months ago
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[-] tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social 32 points 10 months ago
[-] lvxferre@lemmy.ml 17 points 10 months ago
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[-] TeaHands@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[-] deus@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

If you don't appreciate a good stick are you even alive?

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[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 29 points 10 months ago

Chrome BAD, Firefox GOOD. If you disagree, you are WRONG.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 28 points 10 months ago

No! What are you doing?! If you write them down, they're no longer unwritten!

[-] AceTKen@lemmy.ca 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
  • Every thread against people not strictly aligning with Leftist politics will be boiled down to: “There are three types of people: reasonable people who agree with me, crazy fascists on the other side, and lily-livered wimps who can’t pick a side (and are also secretly fascists who just won't admit it)!”

  • Anyone with passable writing skills will be downvoted because creating cogent arguments against them is hard, and heaven forbid anyone see a smart argument that doesn't align with your views perfectly.

  • In a similar vein, people will use the downvote as a "fuck you" button without commenting or adding any value to the conversation whatsoever.

(Edit: Yes, yes. You're all hilarious. I may not have a button to hit, but fuck you too.)

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[-] Resol@lemmy.world 27 points 10 months ago
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[-] rtxn@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

If you are an arch user, like myself, you must announce it at every opportunity.

Also, mandatory GNOME hate.

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[-] Rokk@feddit.uk 25 points 10 months ago

FOSS but also no ads. And don't harvest any data to sell either.

I genuinely don't understand where revenue streams are meant to come from for any of this software with peoples expectations.

But honestly Lemmy is so pro piracy that it doesn't really matter if you were to charge for your product

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[-] Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Each community, at some point in time, has to have someone with severe a case of Main Character Syndrome make a post that refers to another post where their feelings got hurt cuz their initial post didn't get the exact kind of attention they wanted, which then results in a total shit fit in the comments.

I've seen it happen numerous times in my short time on Lemmy. Especially on !memes@lemmy.ml.

People need to learn how to just suck it up and move on ffs. I swear it's the r*dditard mentality leaking in here.

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[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 23 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

42: Always know where your towel is.

43: Star Trek memes or you're the next away mission's red shirt.

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[-] BlueKey@kbin.social 21 points 10 months ago

Always link the source if you post a comic, article, ...

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[-] HeartyBeast@kbin.social 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Always refer to the whole of threadiverse as ‘Lemmy”.

(Hello from kbin)🙂

To be fair, I think this is quite understandable

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[-] AustralianSimon@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Never mention you don't use Linux or Firefox otherwise the neckbeards will come at you.

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[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 19 points 10 months ago

EVERYTHING done/said by conservative politicians is TERRIBLE. Even if this thing is okay, THEY WERE BAD THAT TIME and that's what we're going to talk about NOW. COMMENCE THE AIRING OF THE GRIEVANCES.

I don't entirely disagree, but do we need to do the rage thread every time?

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[-] Nemo@midwest.social 19 points 10 months ago

Are there other people enforcing Rule 3 or am I just aggressive enough about it that it made such an impression?

Either way, I'm pleased.

[-] lemann@lemmy.one 28 points 10 months ago

I see a fair few comments about this quite frequently, and I completely agree - there's a lot of video content that is better off as a written piece. Not everyone wants to sit through 10-15 mins of video that they could have skimmed or read in 2

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[-] FaceDeer@kbin.social 18 points 10 months ago

Never say anything that isn't entirely bad about Elon Musk.

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[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Be sure to recommend Arch based Linux to absolute newbies

Edit: this actually happened to me here

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

We shall talk about communism and Linux.

/end

[-] Poringo@lemmy.zip 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I have been curating my experience on lemmy by muting communities I don't care for like politics, sports, some Linux communities, and also I always filter NSFW.

I have never been happier because I don't see what I don't care for.

[-] GentlemanLoser@ttrpg.network 16 points 10 months ago

Rule 0 - talking about how cool Lemmy is

[-] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 15 points 10 months ago

All hail Stamets, Lord of the meme.

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