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[-] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 42 points 11 months ago

The most disturbing part is the hotdog's urethra.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

Hotdog Urethra is my new username. No one steal it.

[-] Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

Banana sounding in the Hotdog Urethra

[-] 4am@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

That’s the Glizzy Straw, homie. Perfected by fans of the NY Yankees.

[-] OctopusKurwa@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago

Threw up in my mouth a bit 👎

[-] Ryan213@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Please let that be one of those "Is it Cake" things!

[-] bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club 8 points 11 months ago
[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Holy shit, that's escalating, homes...

[-] ClydeT1984@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago
[-] AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Those beans don't look the right colour to be British, ours are in a kind of tomato sauce.

Maybe America? Americans are pretty degenerate and I can see them going for "sweet brown sugar sauce" so it checks out...

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

at least we don’t put them on pizza

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 11 months ago

Ive never seen anyone do it apart from like 1 picture online

[-] affiliate@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

i saw them do it on the great british baking show and the judges said it was delicious

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

I don't think anyone does that tbh

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 11 months ago

This is British beans and sausages.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 11 months ago
[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

!foodcrimes@midwest.social

[-] Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

Hotdog straw

[-] Yadaran@feddit.de 6 points 11 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago
[-] Yadaran@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago

Schlong Island Ice Tea

[-] FeetinMashedPotatoes@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

British mfers be like: "OI gov nothing beats a classic bekfast like me ma used to make"

[-] MashedTech@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Do they eat pizza with honey? Nutella with salt? Pancakes with soup? Minced steak with dull water?

[-] proper@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

you never had a cuppa beans, man?

[-] gon@lemm.ee 5 points 11 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Brown sug sauce

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Single man birthday?

[-] Eric_Pollock@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I can tell this is from Texas. That is Food Club brand baked beans from Brookshire Brothers

[-] Yerbouti@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

Englishman attempts a Cassoulet, France to ask for official excuses.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Oh, we're back to beans are we? Fine. I'm still not clear on whether this is a bean or a pea. And don't give me any scientific crap about that because they say tomatoes are a fruit, but you wouldn't put them in a fruit salad, would you?

Also, walnuts are, according to stupid scientists, not nuts. THEN WHY ARE THEY CALLED WALNUTS, SCIENTISTS? Checkmate.

[-] Perfekt@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Blueys favorite drink

[-] hungryphrog 2 points 11 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

How about them beans

this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2023
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