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[-] EarWorm@lemmy.world 109 points 10 months ago

When I drive, I am one with my vehicle! I have the gear stick up my ass and twerk to change gears, like a MAN!

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago

That's the way my father taught me and his father before him!

[-] ExLisper@linux.community 83 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

And of course all shit electric cars are all automatic. It's part of the NWO agenda. They want to force us all into electric, automatic cars, Over my dead body! A car that does not produce smelly fumes when driving is not a real car. What I am supposed to smell when walking in the city? Air? Fucking dumb. On top of that they make no sound! There's nothing to tune up to make my car sound like a racing machine. How I'm supposed to let everyone know I have a small dick if I can't rev my engine all the time? Not to mention electric cars don't emit CO2 so I can't lock myself in a garage with the engine running and kill myself when I realize that no one is impressed by my car and my dick is still tiny. Absurd!

[-] bstix@feddit.dk 43 points 10 months ago

I've literally seen people post that they'd consider going electric if only it had an engine sound. Seriously, people who are old enough to have a drivers license want their car to go wroom wroom.

I get it. It's the same reason all cars have a steering wheel, despite it being the most dangerous part of the interior. Joysticks just don't give the same feel as when the captain steers the boat over the seven seas.

Wroom wroom, steer steer, wroooom, change gear while turning, push pedal, wroom wroom.

[-] jukibom@lemmy.world 52 points 10 months ago

Steering wheels are enormous because that allows fine grain control, which you need at higher speeds. Switching lane at 70mph requires only very slight movement but turning the car around in a street you can go full lock.

A joystick would be fucking TERRIFYINGLY stupid lmao

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[-] GiveMemes@jlai.lu 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I mean the wheel is definitely the best control mechanism for driving... whether or not it's dangerous, there's a reason the best sim racers use wheels and not controllers and it's that they provide vastly more control. So nice argument except it's all based on a false claim that joysticks are better lmaoooo

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[-] zurohki@aussie.zone 29 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

electric cars are all automatic

They aren't, really. They don't actually change gears, if you want to go backwards you spin the motor backwards.

Hilariously, jump starting EVs is a thing if the 12V battery dies. And no, you can't roll start them.

[-] bitwaba@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

And no, you can’t roll start them.

I imagine you "can", it's just not very effective. Like, if they allowed you to switch it to regenerative breaking and let it roll down a hill. The problem is you can't get out any more energy than you put in. So if the battery is dead and you roll down the hill you won't be able to rull any farther up the other side than you started (even less when you factor in mechanical -> electrical -> mechanical. You'd probably better off putting it in neutral [if that's a thing for electric cars] and just let it roll)

[-] zurohki@aussie.zone 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

No, you actually can't.

For safety reasons, the 400V main battery isn't hardwired to the car. There's a couple of contactors powered by the 12V battery that connect it to the car.

If your 12V battery dies, the contactors open and the car is completely dead. You have to jump it or replace the 12V battery, then the contactors pull in, then the main battery can start charging the 12V.

Even plugging it in doesn't work - the car won't take a charge if the electronics are dead.

If the main battery is dead but the 12V hasn't died yet, you can try regenning down a hill or plugging in or whatever. But if you lose the 12V, the car's bricked.

It's set up that way so that first responders can get to an accident, pop the hood, cut the 12V and then start cutting you out of the wreckage without worrying about high voltage cables.

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[-] doofer_name@feddit.de 11 points 10 months ago

Over my dead body!

Be careful now. The German car and American gun industry might listen and team up.

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[-] Random_user@lemmy.world 58 points 10 months ago

Cars aren't about driving. You want to drive? Go to the track.
Cars are about getting from point A to point B. Bring on full automation please!

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 59 points 10 months ago

Cars are about running down pedestrians, taking up space, eating hot chip and lie

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[-] StephniBefni@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

I actually quite enjoy driving, especially at night, really helps me relax and get rid of anxiety. I would love to do a track day, but shits expensive.

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[-] VantaBrandon@lemmy.world 52 points 10 months ago

Try sitting in traffic for 2 hours with a stick, moving 10 feet at a time, and we can talk about how much you love manual

[-] Thorny_Insight@lemm.ee 20 points 10 months ago

When people say they prefer driving a manual, the key word there is driving. Sitting in traffic sucks no matter what kind of vehicle you're in.

[-] lseif@sopuli.xyz 13 points 10 months ago

seriously if this is an issue for you, youre probably just bad at driving stick

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[-] Marcbmann@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago

I had a car with push button start and a CVT. After putting the first 50 miles on the car, the brake light switch died. Nissan, in their ultimate wisdom, used the brake light switch to tell the computer if you are pressing the brake when starting the car. Well, no brake light switch, no starting the engine. Had to get it towed back to the dealership to get fixed.

I now have a real key and a manual transmission.

[-] noobnarski@feddit.de 14 points 10 months ago

Jokes on you, some manual cars also require the brake to be pressed to start them.

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[-] sagrotan@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

I actually was a real advocate for gears, then I drove my wife's new car for some time. Modern automatic isn't only comfortable, it's actually more (fuel) efficient, especially in the city. Now I'm an automatic guy. And - the circle of life - my daughter, looking for her first car this year: "No, I want gears!" Now she's got gears. In a car that weighs less than my phone, but hey, what do I old 🥔 potato know.

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[-] Skkorm@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

I drive manual, it's great for my ADHD haha keeps me from fucking around inside my car in traffic.

That being said, the person who made this needs to calm down. It's not that serious.

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[-] Prof_Eibe@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

That's an American problem. In Europe nearly everyone knows how to drive manually.

[-] frezik@midwest.social 18 points 10 months ago

If it weren't for America, BMW and Mercedes wouldn't be selling a single manual transmission vehicle anymore.

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[-] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 29 points 10 months ago

Manual transmission is also a great anti-theft device, since most kids don't know how to drive it.

[-] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Funny, when I was in the military all the Gen X'ers couldn't drive stick when we got rentals in Europe. I could because I rode a motorcycle, so I just always drove.

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[-] set_secret@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago

"EMBRACE THE COMPLEXITY OF MANUAL TRANSMISSION

  • CARS are not just about driving, they're about mastering the ART of machinery!
  • Want to feel alive on a steep hill? Forget simplicity, EMBRACE the handbrake juggle and the dance of the clutch pedal!
  • "I could simply shift to D, but where's the thrill in that?" - A call to arms by the Connoisseurs of Complexity.
  • DEFEND your right to a gearbox that requires three limbs and a keen sense of timing to operate!

CELEBRATE MANUAL TRANSMISSIONS (These are the cryptic contraptions deciphered only by the Worthy)

ZIGZAG MAZE? - Challenge accepted! VOLUME KNOB? - Twist and shout your way through the gears! ???????? - Only the true driver knows!

"Please engage the starter motor." - "Certainly, after I adjust the choke and check the distributor!" "I fear no hill start, for I have the power of the clutch and the arcane knowledge of the gearbox!"

Join the ranks of those who drive not for convenience, but for the pure, unadulterated challenge."

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 22 points 10 months ago

Don't worry, AI transmission works most of the time (but every now and then it may hallucinate on the highway...)

[-] dewritoninja@pawb.social 21 points 10 months ago

As someone studying tech, yes please, give me the dummest most rudimentary car with no computer or servos. I don't want general motors to gather my biometrics or a script kiddy to disable my steering. Dumb technology is best always. Fuck that android auto bs or whatever abomination the manufacturer adds. Just want a speaker with an aux cord so I can listen to my flacs

[-] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I love the idea of a sound system that is just an aux cord to a speaker

If I ever win the lottery, I'm hiring a 50 people like you to build an incredibly basic production car together. Make it barely or technically meet the modern technology standards to be road legal in all 50 states, but use the simplest mechanical solution to everything a car needs to do. I assume a lot of systems would have to be installed as a "backup" to the electrical version, but I'd want to build it to be able to function perfectly with all the computers disconnected. Probably ship it with instructions phrased as warnings of what not to do.

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[-] papalonian@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Does anybody have the version of this about roads, intersections and such? I've been trying to find it but don't really know what to search

[-] Paddzr@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Here's a thought, get a car made in the same decade. Your experience on budget automatic from 2001 doesn't represent modern cars.

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[-] cooopsspace@infosec.pub 14 points 10 months ago

Surely the volume knob isn't a real gear stick, right?

[-] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 25 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

2019 Ford Edge

but... it gets worse!

2023 GMC Terrain

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[-] oascany@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Range Rovers, unfortunate cars that they are.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Correct; it's not a stick, as it is a knob.

I've driven multiple vehicles with gear selection knobs.

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[-] Orbituary@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I've owned 3 automatics in 30 years. I'm going to ride out the apocalypse in my 2-seat 50+ year old, 35mpg manual.

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[-] mlg@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

handbrake starts are useless if you live literally anywhere with significant hills/slopes and traffic lol

You gotta learn to just give the proper gas to clutch ratio, otherwise you'll be holding up traffic anytime you want to move forward

[-] Bazoogle@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Of course you have to have the proper gas to clutch ratio, Unless you mean just never using the brake. If it's steep enough, your foot still has to move from the brake to the gas. If the hill is steep, and the person behind you is riding your ass, you may very well roll back enough to hit them in the time it takes to move your foot from brake to gas. Which is why you'd need to use the hand brake to give yourself the time to move your foot to gas, then get the right ratio, and release the hand brake.

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

Fuck if I dont miss bump-starting my old ford falcon.

[-] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I'm still perplexed by my grandfather driving around in a manual with a beer and a cigarette. Did the WWII generation have a third hand?

[-] Bgugi@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Millenial with a manual: you can pull off incredible feats while driving a stick with the right combination of knees and bad decisions.

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