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The second coming is near (slrpnk.net)
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[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 93 points 10 months ago

Come on. How could that be a sin?

[-] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 73 points 10 months ago

Because he wasn't fully erect.

Anything below black diamond hardness is a sin when it comes to Waluigi

[-] blazera@kbin.social 93 points 10 months ago

Wah-llelujah

[-] CoolBeance@lemmy.world 73 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Waluigi hentai, so disgusting and so sinful.

Where do people even find that? Is there a link or something? So nasty, Waluigi hentai

[-] lemmy_nightmare@sh.itjust.works 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I don't know. Those nasty people jerking off to Waluigi's hentai. Goddammit. One could try rule34, nasty place. But who would even want to go there to find such things?

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.de 16 points 10 months ago

On r34 you can find waluigi porn. Trust me. You don't want to see it.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Well now I want to see it cause you said not too.

[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

You don't find Waluigi hentai, Waluigi Hentai finds you!

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[-] nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info 70 points 10 months ago

It's either that or blasting rope to Luigi hentai is not a sin

[-] PeWu@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

At this moment Jesus knew what he has to do

[-] nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info 6 points 10 months ago

Blast rope at Luigi hentai?...

[-] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 68 points 10 months ago

"You do you, bro 👍"

Jesus probably

[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

Dude cured the blind, least he could do is lend a hand.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

Dude blasting ropes to Waluigi hentai sounds like he was the real Catholic canon amiright

[-] M500@lemmy.ml 26 points 10 months ago

Did he try to intervene with any of them?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago

God did a lot of miracles 2000-3000 years ago. Today, not so much.

[-] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago

To be fair, killing yourself is the right thing to do if you cause so much suffering.

[-] reployer@feddit.de 24 points 10 months ago

I read "Catholic Cannon" and thought of a holy behemoth ready to export some sacred cannon balls.

[-] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

He was just like: Nice dick bro, gonna give my life for it

[-] ohlaph@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

I thought I had heard them all but blasting rope is a first gor me, haha.

[-] mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social 18 points 10 months ago

Wait Waluigi Hentai? What is that?

[-] lolola 39 points 10 months ago

u tryna end up in that garden too huh

[-] Poggervania@kbin.social 20 points 10 months ago

The reason I can’t be with anybody under 7’7”.

[-] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Alexa google waluigi inflation rute 34

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago

With or without vore?

[-] mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

Oh wow thanks everybody for the warm responses... I don't understand what some of these things mean, so... you know... going to google this.

And again guys, thanks for the help.

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Hot as hell. That's what.

[-] tubaruco@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago

what does the term "blasting rope" mean? (im not a native english speaker)

[-] funkajunk@lemm.ee 53 points 10 months ago

When a man ejaculates it can have the appearance of a rope or string, especially if it is the result of a powerful orgasm.

[-] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

Some funky junk spitting facts instead of ropes.

[-] funkajunk@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

I don't remember saying I wasn't blasting rope

[-] rotopenguin@infosec.pub 24 points 10 months ago

As a native speaker, it isn't any particular phrase that I've ever heard before. Therefore it's a sex thing

[-] Ambiorickx@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

I assume that anything in slang or music that I don’t understand is either about sex or drugs.

[-] HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org 12 points 10 months ago

Ejaculating

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

It's also definitely not something you'll ever hear.

From a Google search I think this post made it up anyway. Most results are this post, Urban dictionary only added it in 2018.

[-] funkajunk@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago
[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I mean I know "ropes" could be used to mean that. But "blasting ropes" specifically isn't really a thing.

In any case it's very uncommon.

[-] Rootiest@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

In any case it's very uncommon.

Maybe in your house 😏

[-] xpinchx@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I heard of "throwing rope" as far back as 2010.

[-] funkajunk@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Anything is a thing, everything is made up, and you're only going to be disappointed trying to moderate others!

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[-] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Cum onto me my children....

[-] UlfKirsten@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

Which guy though?

[-] tryptaminev@feddit.de 3 points 10 months ago

Are you sure you want to give such an invitation for a "yo mama" joke?

[-] UlfKirsten@feddit.de 1 points 10 months ago

I'm always happy to assist.

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