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[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 56 points 2 years ago

35 today.

Why am I 35 already?

Please stop.

Help.

[-] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 years ago

I remember 35. That's exactly when I started feeling like I was actually in my 30s. Let me tell you, it just keeps going like that, and you'll only realise how young you are years and years from now. Rinse and repeat.

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 4 points 2 years ago

Listen to John Mayers "Stop this train" and cry lol

"So I play the numbers game to find a way to say that life has just begun."

[-] Exusia@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Things to know you're 30

"I wish the odd white one just went with the grain" (white hairs will grow whichever way they please, and it starts with only a few)

"Ah, that's gonna be my bad knee"

"I don't know why I have a sore spot there it just comes and goes"

"Dental repairs cost how much?" and suddenly brushing and flossing will be a second hobby

Tinnitus, but not like severe. Just once in awhile and often enough to keep you guessing like once a month or so.

"There was a pop but I don't know where."

"Oh my god I'm turning into my parents"

[-] virku@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago

That sudden silence followed by a minutes tinnitus every couple of months is the weirdest thing.

[-] Zellith@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

I had sudden tinnitus start in my left ear pulsing a high pitch with my heartbeat. Then slowly a crackling started in my right with its volume based on what I'm hearing. Now Im bombarded with noise every moment of every day. Docs have basically said "welp this is your life now". The Antidepressants arent cheap either!

[-] MrsDoyle@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Two things helped me: learning not to listen to the "noise" (it's not truly noise, it's a kind of nerve damage), and hearing aids. When I first put the aids in the tinnitus vanished. The downside is that all the work I'd put in to not listening was overturned, because I "heard" the sounds again when I took the aids out. Still nice to have that respite though.

Training yourself to not listen to the racket isn't easy, but it is so worthwhile. Turn your attention away to something else - a smell, a photograph, your pet, anything. Focus away. Just thinking about tinnitus is making it "audible" to me, lol! It's not real sounds, it's your poor abused nerve endings firing off random signals. White noise works for a lot of people, but it never has for me.

Visit https://tinnitus.org/ for more info. There's a download section where you can get a pdf of a scientific paper describing the method.

[-] virku@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

That sounds horrible!

[-] Alteon@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Have you found anything that helps yet? Brown noise? This is also supposed to help: https://trudenta.com/this-simple-trick-may-help-with-tinnitus/

[-] Denvil@lemmy.one 2 points 2 years ago

I've had tinnitus since I was born, that trick does help, but only for a couple minutes. I just live with at this point, I've never had true silence so idk what I'm even missing

[-] Lawdoggo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Wtf, I thought that was just me. Although it happens less ever since I lost some weight, so my guess is it’s BP related.

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Don't forget that little back pain you had in your teens from when you did that stupid thing? Yeah, gonna hurt forever. It's gonna hurt worse.

[-] Jamie@jamie.moe 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My dad went over the bars of a dirtbike when he was about 20 and landed hard on his shoulder, but walked it off.

Came back to haunt him with a vengeance last year almost 50 years later, super high pain in that shoulder that took a surgery to go away.

[-] agressivelyPassive@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago

Or knee pain. Fell in an unfortunate way when I was 15 or so. Now I've got random intermittent knee pains for no reason.

[-] FlaminGoku@reddthat.com 10 points 2 years ago

I get that this is tongue in cheek, but seriously, some people are just waiting to die and seem to find joy in tracking how their body is breaking down vs doing something about it.

Body maintenance becomes more and more necessary as you get older. Use it or lose it.

Do strength training on the weakest parts of your body (hips, ankles, knees, shoulder, rotator cuffs, lower back, neck) and you will thank yourself decades later.

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 7 points 2 years ago

Never stop moving.

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Young people have a left knee and a right knee. Middle aged folks have a good knee and a bad knee. Old folks have a bad knee and a worse one.

[-] MrsDoyle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

My bad knee is now titanium and my good knee has become my bad knee.

[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

From Mad Magazine. You know you're old when you skip the game highlights and start videotaping painkiller ads.

I must be old because I remember Mad Magazine AND videotapes!

[-] stebo02@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 years ago

"I don't know why I have a sore spot there it just comes and goes"

I have this but I'm 21...

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

And the biggest surprise: new hair starts to grow out of nowhere in the nose and ears.

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 31 points 2 years ago

When you reach 40:

"Fuck. Well, guess I better save for retirement."

[-] CassowaryTom@lemmy.one 19 points 2 years ago

Im 45 with nothing in the bank. I'll die hard and homeless probably. Real shit. All good though. Today we feast.

[-] farllen@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 years ago

Pretending that 30 is old leads to so much unnecessary angst. 30s is more prime time, best to enjoy it!

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

I mean that's contextual, I didn't have Parkinson's symptoms at 34 but I do at 35 so for some people it quite literally is all downhill and 30 might honestly be old and that's ignoring the homeless etc.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Statistically 30 is about half so do with that what you will

[-] CrowAirbrush@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Lucky you, it seems.

[-] MaxPower@feddit.de 22 points 2 years ago

Can confirm. When I was 16 I could not imagine being 30 or even older.

[-] Okokimup@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

I was raised in cult that told me the world was going to end when I was still a child. I was never supposed to hit teenagerhood, and here I am in my 40s.

[-] sunblocks@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

The quote the great khaki cuffs,

"I recently realized I probably won't die young so I can start planning for my future or something, investing wisely, making sure I'm okay"

[-] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

I hit 30 this month. Damn. I don't feel too much different than my 20s though.

[-] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

I never asked to ride the bone train!

[-] HubertManne@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

this is my wife.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago
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