I will never understand why pineapple on pizza is the one salty/sweet combo most people just can't abide.
To be fair, I don't like basically any salty sweet combo. You can keep your salted caramel and waffles with chicken!
Oh...well I am sorry for you, then. And I will.
No need to feel sorry! I like both sweet and savory, just not at the same time 👍
I grew up in a household where I was taught when cooking salty sweet dishes, you should add just enough sugar to the dish so that it tastes different but you can't tell why. Otherwise you've added too much sugar.
You can definitely taste the sweet in Pineapple pizza...
In some savory dishes like tomato sauce for example you add a little bit of sugar to reduce bitterness and just make the flavors more balanced. Also, most anything tastes better if you add just a little bit of salt in at some point of the cooking process.
Doesn't mean I'm going to sprinkle sea salt on top of my pecan pie though...
I dislike pineapple on pizza because most places always do such an awful job. You either get pineapple chunks that are still partially frozen and waterlogs the pie, or you get desiccated husks of fiber. Any salty/sweet combo advantage is totally lost.
Have you considered trying it from a good pizza place?
The hunt is constant. See my other response.
Uh if the pineapple is still partially frozen, that entire pizza is undercooked
I've literally never had that problem.
Especially since the origin of pizza is just throw the cheapest left overs on some bread when your broke. taste played a very minor role with the reason it came into existence. So why privileged assholes have to gatekeep a peasant’s solution against starvation over preferential taste is just cringeworthy classism at best.
I know it's a joke, but just let people enjoy things, you know?
I love pineapple on pizza.
Eating crust first is a war crime.
Eating crust first is a war crime.
To me it's like eating your least favorite candy in a mixed bag first - you're left with the best part last. You have to leave just a bit of it so you can still grab it.
E: Also, if you eat all the crusts last they usually go dry and hard instead of nice and warm when you eat them first or as you go along. Depends on whether the dough is good really.
If you are just force feeding yourself the crust, maybe not eating the crust would be a better choice since it is just carbs at that point.
I agree, if you are. Never said anything about force feeding though.
A good dough is just good bread, but anyone who has ever eaten bread will know it'll dry and get hard if it sits out in the open for long enough. And even then, it can make for good breadsticks for sauce or soup or whatever if it's a good dough. Like I said, it all boils down to how good the dough/crust is. I don't really eat shitty pizza with shitty dough though so I don't really have the problem of "force feeding" the crusts. The dough, along with the tomato sauce is one of the most important parts of a good pizza IMO.
Yep, Agree I also like pretty wierd shit
A bite of history: 
People, ffs, live and let live
Especially since the origin of pizza is “let’s just use up what is left in the fridge cuz we’re broke”. it’s the elitist gate keeping asshole who deserves all the shame in this scenario
Back or front, I've heard of... But eating a pizza from the side!? Lol
Btw pineapple pizza is the best. Tomato juice also rocks. Fight me. Haha
Tell that to any Italian and you'll get in a fight, alright.
Food purists aren't worth engaging in anyways.
Oh no, some Italians are upset about random people enjoying things, sounds like they need to get over themselves.
If anyone tells me what food I am allowed to like, they can suck my dick.
Based on what I've heard on the Internet, Italians will straight murder you for eating anything other that a meal directly cooked by their grandmother because it's ineffably wrong, and not endowed by the spirit of Italy.
If course, actual Italians I've known are normal people who typically don't care what you eat.
I have never met a person (that wasn't chronically online) in real life that cares about Pineapple Pizza, it's a silly internet meme.
What? That joke/meme is way older than the internet. You should meet more people.
Once you see what brazil does to pizza you'll never care about pineapple again.
I’ve run into too many of them, they are most definitely out there even if you haven’t personally run into them.
I know a few in real life. And they can sod right off while I devour my Pizza "Crime Against Humanity". 🍍
Cool. Whatever you experience is the only truth. What else do you wanna teach the world today?
It's funny because literally no one cares.
This feels like /r/ComedyNecrophillia material.
I mean the correct order is the tip with a bite of the crust from one side, then continue to go along that side biting a piece of the crust along with the base pizza. Unless you have something like curry on the side, then you can just not eat the crust at all and use it as breadsticks for the curry.
I'm confused by this comic, because she's literally eating it crust first, which is not the side. And crust first is a 100% qualified way to eat pizza.
Also pineapple is one of the best toppings
I usually go with garlic butter or ranch for the crust breadstick, but curry sounds pretty good.
Pineapple on Pizza - eh
Pasta on Pizza - an evil only adequately punished by perpetual constipation.
This is how it feels when someone doesn’t like how you live your life.
I think for me the tartness of pineapple combined with the acidity of tomatoes, is too reminiscent of the flavor profile of bile. It tastes like I threw up a little in my mouth, which is not something I desire to pay for, chew, savor, or swallow.
If that's how your puke tastes, you should bottle and sell it.
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