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[-] bbpolterGAYst 50 points 1 year ago

zerma zerks off his zenis to charge his zrystal

[-] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago

Brah what a long way to ask for a jacking off buddy

[-] Potato_in_my_anus@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 year ago

Is there people who believe this BS?

[-] RQG@lemmy.world 42 points 1 year ago

At this point I can answer this question with a firm yes without knowing what the BS in question actually is.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 11 points 1 year ago

It's never actually a lot of people, but always more than you'd hope.

[-] Franzia 10 points 1 year ago

Ive been zerking it with my buds to get the sweet power from my white crystal for years, the fact you're hearing about it now males you one of the lucky ones.

[-] Ace0fBlades@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm pretty sure the whole concept of this post was a game grumps bit

The picture is of Jerma

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 6 points 1 year ago

What's BS about jacking it with a bro? I don't get what could be weird about two hot dudes jacking it to spread positive vibes

[-] Franzia 26 points 1 year ago

Do they make zerk off crystals but for girls? Zilly crystals? I dunno anygirly wanna be a broad and recharge our girl powers together?

[-] uriel238 4 points 1 year ago

There are fields of witchcraft study about crystals. Talk to any of the sisters to get hooked up with a specialist. Maybe even come have tea with the coven.

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 year ago

Jerma's getting ZONKED on stream while wearing this crystal

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I love that he demands a picture of his potential jerkoff buddies wearing a crystal yet he isn't in the one of himself ๐Ÿ˜„

[-] BautAufWasEuchAufbaut 9 points 1 year ago

He's a PSYCHO, doesn't surprise me

Do people think this is the actual craigslist poster?

I can see some creative writer pissed at some random guy deciding to take matters into their own hands.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I could see it going either way tbh ๐Ÿ˜„

[-] TheSambassador@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

The guy in the picture is Jerma, a fairly popular streamer.

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Is that Jerma? I knew he's kind of off the rails, but I didn't think he went that far.

[-] bbpolterGAYst 10 points 1 year ago

jerma has zerked off on stream multiple times

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