Tails, Devuan, Mobian, Kali, Debianissimo, Armbian, Proxmox, Qubes, Raspbian and finally...Debian
"Don't shoot! I'm a TempleOS user!"
guards throw down their weapons and kneel
Fedora, red hat Linux, bazzite, secureblue, rocky Linux, alma Linux, bluefin, nobara, aurora, ultramarine

Congrats for repeating someone else's joke louder
It is really just about the last panel, but that didn't came without the other three, so...
That was too easy. Name 10 things that cause endless flame wars on linux!
systemd
wayland
snaps v flatpak v appimages
Vi/Emacs, and get off my lawn
i'm constantly switching back and forth between them as well as helix. I like them all.
Vi isn't really an operating system.
Rust
Pulseaudio.
Mr Torvalds and his now favourite AI toy.
Kent Overstreet
GNOME vs. KDE
Pronounced "guh-nome" and "kitty"
This comment officer. This is the one that hurt me.
What about xfce? That's what i run.
Openbox
it's a solid choice. i respect it.

Fedora, red hat Linux, bazzite, secureblue, rocky Linux, alma Linux, bluefin, nobara, aurora, ultramarine
Should've been this meme format
Should be...
You're a Linux user, name every distro...
Debian, Arch, Fedora.
Those aren't even close to all.
Here's a couple more i can think of right now (following your pattern of only base distros):
LFS, Chimera, AerynOS, Alpine, Gentoo, Guix, NixOS, Slackware
If you don't like Debian, go fork yourself.
You're being a bit unstable right now.
Apologies, friend. It was all mint in good fun.
There's two variants of Debian: Debian, and "damn, this distro is not as flexible as I'd like, I guess I should have just installed Debian in the first place".
Yeah, that, ubuntu. Poor choice on my part.
Slackware, debian, arch, suse, gentoo, Linux from scratch,...
Damn I'm old.
Yeah, I was afraid to respond similarly thinking shit, I'll start naming rare or abandoned distros if I do.
Linux dude since slackware make menu_config;make modules modules_install
Arch is also a valid answer, btw.
There is only 1 distro. And it's Hannah Montana!
“Name 3 package managers”
Apt Rpm Pacman
Rpm is really more analogous to dpkg. Does the local work, doesn't talk to repositories.
Apt to...not yum anymore. checks Dnf.
I'm not sure which one would properly call a "package manager", the apt/dnf role or the rpm/dpkg role.
Bazzite, Debian, Linux Mint...Arch.... Ubuntu....
That's five I could think of off top of my head.
I got 50% right, okay!
Once you get to Ubuntu, just continue down that rabbit hole of flavors. Kubuntu, Lubuntu, Xubuntu, Bananafanafubuntu, etc...
Uwuntu
Hannah Montana Linux
Uh, I guess he was thinking in terms of distros using .DEB packages via APT. Ubuntu, Kali, Debian, and so many alone use DEB packages.
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